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10,000 shares of Chrysler stock.
A green card.
razorblades.
A Trojan condom, extra thin.
A Trojan horse, extra short.
A tiny chicken in a meth bag.
-j
a cup of coffee
A series of smaller boxes of Cracker Jack.
a ticket to Argentina
A miniature galaxy
A crushing sense of disappointment.
500 dollah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsobnuVXvs4
Schrodinger's cat.
Bubonic plague
Sea monkeys
Diabetes?
NOW That's What I Call Music #327
Expired coupon.
Jimmy Hoffa.
@Monkey - LOL at all of those.
bowling pin
I actually hope it's tattoos. I loved when I got tattoos in my Cracker Jack when I was a kid.
a copy of the magna carta
The actual Magna Carta.
a pair of pants
A door into John Malkovich's brain.
a flag will pop out that says POW!
a gremlin(either the car or the animal)
A fragment of the Necronomicon
A golden clockwork owl.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE MAAAAADNEEEESSSSSSS
a space bat!
an angry bee
Wilmington, Delaware.
Dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark, they bark bees.
a typewriter
A mini ship in a bottle.
A chainsaw gun (though I'm not sure if that would be a chainsaw that fires bullets, or a gun that fires chainsaws)
a salmon
An I.O.U.
A Hot Wheels car.
a salt lick
The internet. You own the internet now.
Montana
a square watermelon
More Cracker Jack
Bonsai kitten
Hannah Montana
A draft card.
@Bustie - Is that a kitten that you trim their hair into interesting shapes?
A dick, in a box of cracker jack
a small box of chocolate bunnies
A smaller box of cracker jack, and inside that, an even smaller box of cracker jack...
A free trip to the box factory!
A K Car.
a cop
A "Build-Your-Own Particle Accelerator" kit
An angry mob wielding torches and pitchforks
Manos: HANDS OF FATE!
Michael Jackson's preserved corpse!
...too soon?
The Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant and a very angry man in a hat.
An issue of Popular Mechanics from 1966.
He hasn't even been embalmed yet, yo.
Birth control pill
So, it's from the future.
The Encyclopedia Britannica, Vol. 29 only ("United - Zoroastrianism").
The clutch pedal from a 1955 Hudson Hornet Step Down.
One coupon good for "World Domination"
@Combustible Monkey Just one?
The Power of the Dark Side
A vorpal blade that does, indeed, go snicker-snack.
@joe: You should really only need to use it once.
Your fully-formed clone.
Heffalumps and Woozles.
One M&M, but it's the old "light brown" color.
chloe webb
A trebuchet
(Oh, hell, I just Skankoed.)
The entire cast and crew of Dude, Where's my Car?
Bus tokens
A coupon for 50 cents off a 2 Liter bottle of Crystal Pepsi
crepes.
two trebuchets
A lifetime supply of turtle wax
BUTTS!
a canadian flag
HEY! jeez, i am not the SOLE double poster.
Also, you will find one of my double posts inside your box of cracker jack.
Kleenex, caramel scented.
Gozer.
A gigantic 1984 style Ghetto Blaster and a coupon for a lifetime supply of D batteries.
MacGyver, working to save the world
a flux capacitor.
A Cylon Battle Cruiser 1:24 scale.
Your mom
a potato
A Sixer of Billy Beer
a shrink wrapped turd
A ransom note and a map
The dessicated body of a small frog that somehow got in the works.
And 11" wand, made of holly, with a Phoenix feather core.
Biker Mice (from Mars)
microsoft office
The Ark of the Covenant.
A Moog Sonic Six from 1978.
a pack of red apples.
A bottle of grape soda, a slingshot and a 1952 Boy's Life.
The Dead Sea Scrolls
explosion
Grandpa
Portents of doom
My self respect
2 girls and 1 cup.
A key of "China White".
A small beeping thing with a flashing red light
A fistful of wires.
A map to the lost city of El Dorado...half a map.
a bone which is hard to identify
+2 Fell Dagger of Alacrity
Plans to a Death Star
@jay - OOOOOF. nice.
The third nipple from the fortune teller in Mallrats.
A red herring
or...
That's no moon!
Communism
It's all cracker and no jack.
a tummy ache.
Glitter
A Get Out of Jail Free card
a duck.
an already warm Hot Pocket
a signature series combustible monkey action figure.
NOW, WITH LESS BUTT!
the lost city of zingh. with tim curry.
Angry Thetans
a packet of sea monkeys
a bruise
Coordinates for the Great Nutella Geyser
A monkey's paw with 2 of it's 3 wishes used up.
A poke in the eye
The winning lottery numbers for a 1996 drawing.
LAVA
A harbinger of doom. That also squirts water!
A boat. A MOTHAFUCKN' BOAT.
The recipe for fry sauce
Rammstein.
NINE AMERICAN DOLLARS.
A red swingline stapler
Babe Ruth's last will and testimate
Silly putty. Or, its less successful spinoff, Serious Putty.
Twigby's lucky thong.
A radioactive spider
@-j. Is serious putty the stuff you put up movie posters with?
Keebler Elf
A crazy straw
@joe: depends on the movie, I guess.
bee arthur's panties.
A HORNY radioactive spider.
SKANKO THATS AWFUL.
He didn't mean it, Bea.
less awful than a horny radioactive spider?!
A very small bear. With guns.
But it wasn't Bea Arthur! It was a Bee version of her!
;)
a unicycle
Mutated sea-bass with frickin' lasers.
Public disdain.
A guilt trip
Lake Wobegon mug
@retro.joe My favorite place to go on vacation!
@Bmanda It's the Gateway to Central Minnesota!
Or were you talking about the guilt trip?
A flumph.
(Yo, where my D&D Playas at! Ah, crap.)
@retro.joe The guilt trip
A movie ticket to Gigli!
The short end of the stick
a diamond ring made out of jello
An honorary degree in "Humanities".
A Jello ring made out of diamond.
An old-timey round black bomb with a lit fuse.
A '65 Shelby Cobra. (Some assembly required.)
A letter to Santa
A pair of "Hammer pants".
A coupon for a box of Jacker Cracks.
A VHS of the pilot episode of Momma's Family.
The complete guide to macrame for beginners
An eight track of Sticky Fingers
The Popemobile.
The souls of my dead enemies.
An empty can of canned air. (Okay, now I'm just looking around my desk for stuff.)
a non-descript grey stone
Castle Grey Skull
The answers to last weeks crossword
True love.
This isn't Cracker Jack, it's a box of Hamburger Helper.
a screw, and not the fun kind
I don't think there are prizes in Hamburger Helper. I think the Helper IS the prize.
An unreleased Hardy Boys manuscript where Joe admits his homosexual love for Frank.
Your youthful idealism.
@Jay Def The Hardly boys?
piggy pudding
Or was it figgy pudding?
Alex Trebek's mustache
@Bmanda - Hmmmmm...well, that would be...weird. :D
A 45 record of Tiptoe through the Tulips
One of Pamela Anderson's old...earrings.
A plaster cast of bigfoot's footprint.
Peace on earth, good will toward man.
@Jay Def I'd probably think it was a fuzzy caterpillar.
Magic beans!
A very tiny black hole.
A BIC lighter. Empty, figures.
The wee skeletons of Sailor Jack and his dog Bingo.
a toilet no bigger than a thumbnail
a preemie baby
Narnia
An engagement ring from the guy who sold you the Cracker Jacks.
A copy of every crappy Superman video game ever made.
a BIGGER box of Cracker Jacks.
What the hell...a gold-plated lazy susan.
@Jay Def Now I don't have to ask anyone to pass the caviar!
A used band aid
A gift card to Circuit City
The gift card to Hammock World I gave you last Christmas.
A set of garbage pail kids scratch and sniff stickers
@retro.joe -- I gave YOU that gift card TWO Christmases ago! Bastard.
Hopefully there's coal in there. ;P
tinkerbell
@Bmanda old school, nice.
@rethwyll You know I have a crippling fear of sleeping between two trees; duoarborasomnusphobia!
Jiminy Cricket
Some sort of list with seven herbs and spices, signed Col. S.
The directions I should have given BoyNamedArt to the consuque
The time I should have spent working.
Dr. Henry Killinger's Magic Murder Bag.
a lie
a walkman
a pair of sunglasses left at a housewarming party
a pac-man
Two quarters and a dime
My keys!
Bmanda's keys!
A Bonsai tree
Chuck Norris, greeting you with a roundhouse kick.
A lovely cocktail of pills
Midget strippers.
A string bikini
The inside of a TARDIS
A cocktail umbrella
The white buffalo
Ants.
Everlasting Gobstopper
A note saying: "Hi there! We just wanted to let you know that we laced your Cracker Jacks with LSD. Have a good trip!"
A tiny, tiny clone of yourself
That dried cranberry I just dropped into my own bra
The Secret of NIMH.
Not the movie, the real secret.
Mace's bra.
Well this was a rousing success. Thanks everyone!
The real answer? Some lame "pencil topper" that makes it look like ants are crawling up the pencil.
So...not Wilmington, Delaware then.
Having never been to Wilmington, Delaware I can neither confirm, nor deny that this is not Wilmington or some part of it.
Yay, I was closest! I think I should win some kind of prize. Speculate as to what the prize--aw, forget it.
@retro - Nickel-metal hydride?
posted on Wednesday, Jul 1st by retro.joe
10,000 shares of Chrysler stock.
A green card.
razorblades.
A Trojan condom, extra thin.
A Trojan horse, extra short.
A tiny chicken in a meth bag.
-j
a cup of coffee
A series of smaller boxes of Cracker Jack.
a ticket to Argentina
A miniature galaxy
A crushing sense of disappointment.
500 dollah.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsobnuVXvs4
Schrodinger's cat.
Bubonic plague
Sea monkeys
Diabetes?
NOW That's What I Call Music #327
Expired coupon.
Jimmy Hoffa.
@Monkey - LOL at all of those.
bowling pin
I actually hope it's tattoos. I loved when I got tattoos in my Cracker Jack when I was a kid.
a copy of the magna carta
The actual Magna Carta.
a pair of pants
A door into John Malkovich's brain.
a flag will pop out that says POW!
a gremlin
(either the car or the animal)
A fragment of the Necronomicon
A golden clockwork owl.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE MAAAAADNEEEESSSSSSS
a space bat!
an angry bee
Wilmington, Delaware.
Dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark, they bark bees.
a typewriter
A mini ship in a bottle.
A chainsaw gun (though I'm not sure if that would be a chainsaw that fires bullets, or a gun that fires chainsaws)
a salmon
An I.O.U.
A Hot Wheels car.
a salt lick
The internet. You own the internet now.
Montana
a square watermelon
More Cracker Jack
Bonsai kitten
Hannah Montana
A draft card.
@Bustie - Is that a kitten that you trim their hair into interesting shapes?
A dick, in a box of cracker jack
a small box of chocolate bunnies
A smaller box of cracker jack, and inside that, an even smaller box of cracker jack...
A free trip to the box factory!
A K Car.
a cop
A "Build-Your-Own Particle Accelerator" kit
An angry mob wielding torches and pitchforks
Manos: HANDS OF FATE!
Michael Jackson's preserved corpse!
...too soon?
The Holy Grail, the Ark of the Covenant and a very angry man in a hat.
An issue of Popular Mechanics from 1966.
He hasn't even been embalmed yet, yo.
Birth control pill
So, it's from the future.
The Encyclopedia Britannica, Vol. 29 only ("United - Zoroastrianism").
The clutch pedal from a 1955 Hudson Hornet Step Down.
One coupon good for "World Domination"
@Combustible Monkey Just one?
The Power of the Dark Side
A vorpal blade that does, indeed, go snicker-snack.
@joe: You should really only need to use it once.
Your fully-formed clone.
Heffalumps and Woozles.
One M&M, but it's the old "light brown" color.
chloe webb
A trebuchet
A trebuchet
(Oh, hell, I just Skankoed.)
The entire cast and crew of Dude, Where's my Car?
Bus tokens
A coupon for 50 cents off a 2 Liter bottle of Crystal Pepsi
crepes.
two trebuchets
A lifetime supply of turtle wax
BUTTS!
a canadian flag
HEY! jeez, i am not the SOLE double poster.
Also, you will find one of my double posts inside your box of cracker jack.
Kleenex, caramel scented.
Gozer.
A gigantic 1984 style Ghetto Blaster and a coupon for a lifetime supply of D batteries.
MacGyver, working to save the world
a flux capacitor.
A Cylon Battle Cruiser 1:24 scale.
Your mom
a potato
A Sixer of Billy Beer
a shrink wrapped turd
A ransom note and a map
The dessicated body of a small frog that somehow got in the works.
And 11" wand, made of holly, with a Phoenix feather core.
Biker Mice (from Mars)
microsoft office
The Ark of the Covenant.
A Moog Sonic Six from 1978.
a pack of red apples.
A bottle of grape soda, a slingshot and a 1952 Boy's Life.
The Dead Sea Scrolls
explosion
Grandpa
Portents of doom
My self respect
2 girls and 1 cup.
A key of "China White".
A small beeping thing with a flashing red light
A fistful of wires.
A map to the lost city of El Dorado...half a map.
a bone which is hard to identify
+2 Fell Dagger of Alacrity
Plans to a Death Star
@jay - OOOOOF. nice.
The third nipple from the fortune teller in Mallrats.
A red herring
or...
That's no moon!
Communism
It's all cracker and no jack.
a tummy ache.
Glitter
A Get Out of Jail Free card
a duck.
an already warm Hot Pocket
a signature series combustible monkey action figure.
NOW, WITH LESS BUTT!
the lost city of zingh. with tim curry.
Angry Thetans
a packet of sea monkeys
a bruise
Coordinates for the Great Nutella Geyser
A monkey's paw with 2 of it's 3 wishes used up.
A poke in the eye
The winning lottery numbers for a 1996 drawing.
LAVA
A harbinger of doom. That also squirts water!
A boat. A MOTHAFUCKN' BOAT.
The recipe for fry sauce
Rammstein.
NINE AMERICAN DOLLARS.
A red swingline stapler
Babe Ruth's last will and testimate
Silly putty. Or, its less successful spinoff, Serious Putty.
Twigby's lucky thong.
A radioactive spider
@-j. Is serious putty the stuff you put up movie posters with?
Keebler Elf
A crazy straw
@joe: depends on the movie, I guess.
bee arthur's panties.
A HORNY radioactive spider.
SKANKO THATS AWFUL.
He didn't mean it, Bea.
less awful than a horny radioactive spider?!
A very small bear. With guns.
But it wasn't Bea Arthur! It was a Bee version of her!
;)
a unicycle
Mutated sea-bass with frickin' lasers.
Public disdain.
A guilt trip
Lake Wobegon mug
@retro.joe My favorite place to go on vacation!
@Bmanda It's the Gateway to Central Minnesota!
Or were you talking about the guilt trip?
A flumph.
(Yo, where my D&D Playas at! Ah, crap.)
@retro.joe The guilt trip
A movie ticket to Gigli!
The short end of the stick
a diamond ring made out of jello
An honorary degree in "Humanities".
A Jello ring made out of diamond.
An old-timey round black bomb with a lit fuse.
A '65 Shelby Cobra. (Some assembly required.)
A letter to Santa
A pair of "Hammer pants".
A coupon for a box of Jacker Cracks.
A VHS of the pilot episode of Momma's Family.
The complete guide to macrame for beginners
An eight track of Sticky Fingers
The Popemobile.
The souls of my dead enemies.
An empty can of canned air. (Okay, now I'm just looking around my desk for stuff.)
a non-descript grey stone
Castle Grey Skull
The answers to last weeks crossword
True love.
This isn't Cracker Jack, it's a box of Hamburger Helper.
a screw, and not the fun kind
I don't think there are prizes in Hamburger Helper. I think the Helper IS the prize.
An unreleased Hardy Boys manuscript where Joe admits his homosexual love for Frank.
Your youthful idealism.
@Jay Def The Hardly boys?
piggy pudding
Or was it figgy pudding?
Alex Trebek's mustache
@Bmanda - Hmmmmm...well, that would be...weird. :D
A 45 record of Tiptoe through the Tulips
One of Pamela Anderson's old...earrings.
A plaster cast of bigfoot's footprint.
Peace on earth, good will toward man.
@Jay Def I'd probably think it was a fuzzy caterpillar.
Magic beans!
A very tiny black hole.
A BIC lighter. Empty, figures.
The wee skeletons of Sailor Jack and his dog Bingo.
a toilet no bigger than a thumbnail
a preemie baby
Narnia
An engagement ring from the guy who sold you the Cracker Jacks.
A copy of every crappy Superman video game ever made.
a BIGGER box of Cracker Jacks.
What the hell...a gold-plated lazy susan.
@Jay Def Now I don't have to ask anyone to pass the caviar!
A used band aid
A gift card to Circuit City
The gift card to Hammock World I gave you last Christmas.
A set of garbage pail kids scratch and sniff stickers
@retro.joe -- I gave YOU that gift card TWO Christmases ago! Bastard.
Hopefully there's coal in there. ;P
tinkerbell
@Bmanda old school, nice.
@rethwyll You know I have a crippling fear of sleeping between two trees; duoarborasomnusphobia!
Jiminy Cricket
Some sort of list with seven herbs and spices, signed Col. S.
The directions I should have given BoyNamedArt to the consuque
The time I should have spent working.
Dr. Henry Killinger's Magic Murder Bag.
a lie
a walkman
a pair of sunglasses left at a housewarming party
a pac-man
Two quarters and a dime
My keys!
Bmanda's keys!
A Bonsai tree
Chuck Norris, greeting you with a roundhouse kick.
A lovely cocktail of pills
Midget strippers.
A string bikini
The inside of a TARDIS
A cocktail umbrella
The white buffalo
Ants.
Everlasting Gobstopper
A note saying: "Hi there! We just wanted to let you know that we laced your Cracker Jacks with LSD. Have a good trip!"
A tiny, tiny clone of yourself
That dried cranberry I just dropped into my own bra
The Secret of NIMH.
Not the movie, the real secret.
Mace's bra.
Well this was a rousing success. Thanks everyone!
The real answer? Some lame "pencil topper" that makes it look like ants are crawling up the pencil.
So...not Wilmington, Delaware then.
Having never been to Wilmington, Delaware I can neither confirm, nor deny that this is not Wilmington or some part of it.
Yay, I was closest! I think I should win some kind of prize. Speculate as to what the prize--aw, forget it.
@retro - Nickel-metal hydride?