i seriously have missed you so much in my internet life

remember when i hated you? aw, man. memories.

stop making me flaccid.

oh man speaking of flaccid http://tinyurl.com/auq3of

i'm at 48% now.

oh installshield.

AHAAHAHAHAHAH

i seriously sit around wondering what happened to half those people. remember SCARPA?

because of scarpa, to this day i do not trust cute guys who used to be fatsos.

i used to be a fat baby.

all asians are fat babies

see, told ya nobody would care about my hello kitty guitar.

happy 2nd post new guy. you hello kitty jam, yo.

also, if this lady is giving you any trouble, just file a compliant. i'm pretty sure she's on her third strike.

why thanks for the greeting.

i don't file complaints. it's really not my style. i like to do things the christian way, if you know what i mean.

if you watch r. kelly videos, you know what i mean.

fuck, you'll never get rid of her then.

he likes to pee on people

i don't see nothing wroonnggggg, with a little bump 'n grind.

actually i threatened to post the avril one.

JUS SAYIN

Your Hello Kitty guitar is amazing and terrifying at the same time. Rock on.

also, welcome.

Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to form the darkest, most brutal death metal band on Earth.

@Paul-E, you're do for a new thread, hoss.

due, even.