Chew on your pen when taking orders.

should i accidentally drop it while wearing a skirt as well?

ask yourself, what would james do?

Wear sunglasses and constantly be smoking a cigarette from an old-fashioned cigarette holder. Ash on tables and call them "Daaaahling."

Leave your phone number. But only 6 of the digits.

JAMES WOULD BE A COCKY ASSHOLE because he's cute and girls *~swoon~* over that stuff. i would just come off as a bitch.

@jessielove - if only we could still smoke in philly, AND if only i still smoked. BUT i could still use the holder...hm

@h55 - i'm more apt to leave 8675309 with a random area code

Make up intriguing lies about yourself and drop them casually in conversation. "Oh really? That reminds me of my time in Namibia... back before the lion attack, anyway. The village never really was the same."

so try that out.

oooh scurvywill, that COULD work. all the hipsters that come into my beer snobbery bar would fall into the palm of my hand.

maybe i'll re-read my collection of george orwell's essays and pick and choose incidents that he went through and make them my own.

@laurennn: Oh! Orwell! HE was a card, let me tell you! Did I ever tell you about the time that Georgie and I went deep-sea diving with Herman Melville? *chuckle*

Poor Herman. Poor, poor Herman. He never was quite the same.

The potential for boobs is more alluring than the boobs themselves.

I don't know, your co-worker must just be extra smooth. I got one once for just making a passing compliment on a girls very long hair. She was not very cool though, and after I got the missed connection I was really sad that it wasn't from someone better. I mean I responded to it and everything, I gave her a chance. I didn't just ignore her.

Awww, some of these are really sweet/sad: http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/mis/1117743429.html

Develop a long-time-wounded look and smile shyly and painfully at nerdy customers.

@valkyrie blondhaar that's hot.

@Om Nom: That's why it will work.