lots of straight guys are really into anus, many are more into anus that vagina, and you're welcome to those guys!

I'm pretty fond of my vagina. We're a team!

God damn it, you're right. I wonder if it would help if I had breast implants? GOD DAMN IT. Yeah, why don't straight guys realize there's plenty of ass out there on the gay front?

Ewww! Does that mean you'd defecate out of your vagina? I wouldn't go anywhere near that....

Would you still have a penis as well?

@centropomus: Heck yes I would. I can't live without it. Well, I could, but sex would only be half as fun. :/

@phro: Ahaha I think someone with an ass-vagina AND a penis would be more intersex than trans. But alright, you can keep your men. I WILL JUST HAVE TO GO OUT AND FIND ONE OF MY OWN.

does that mean that lesbians would want your ass?

...

I just got a mental picture of an assgina. Good thing I am not THAT good at photoshop, or you would have to see my vision.

@aisforalisha: Ahaha, maybe. I'm willing to try new things. :P

@renazzle: Ahahaha, we'll have to make this happen sometime.

i don't think this is really the proper response to the things people have been telling you.

Of course you don't, des. But I can't please everyone and this seems to be the way I do it best. With dirty humor.

assgina, now thats an interesting thought...

oh Tophy and your dirty humour.

HumoUr. I LOVE IT. I love Euro accents. <3

I am more than boobs and a vagina mister!

for a straight man to love you, you must become THE SUPER STRAIGHT (ish)SUPER COOL ASS KICKING MAN and feed on their love of james bond and chuck norris and cary grant and john wayne and hugh jackman.

most men would fuck and more likely would want to be fucked by their mantastic heroes.

My vagina forgives you, Tophy.