Faaaaaaaantastic. I'm in need of one of those.

(my god, i miss saint's day celebrations)

yes, please.

Oooh, I'm excited. :) Are you making them up, or are they legitimate? Lord knows there's enough of them.

http://www.scborromeo.org/patron_p.htm This could help. :-D

Shoot!

I am making them up from patient names.

Artschooled - Saint Veniamina, patron saint of woodland creatures and woolen things.

Wordnerd - Saint Arzygul, patrol saint of neglected letters.

Toast - Tselmeg and Choksolmav, husband and wife team, patron saints of proper digestion, well-heeled facial hair.

Oh I wish I was making these names up.

Matthew - Saint Sharbarn, patron saint of long windy roads.

This is awesome! Please assign me one!

Erinzzz - Saint Petras, patron saint of patterned clothing. His domain covers everything from stripes to argyle.

I would like one, or two if you have the spare.

hrrrm this is interesting. ill take one please!

I'll take anything I can get.

fiz - Mahezharan, patron saint of violent sneezes.
And since I have plenty to spare- Saint Mihayli, patron saint of ton deaf whistlers.

Skanko - Saint Gagik, patron saint of text messaging while talking.

Ghostie - Saint Ruzanna, patron saint of rich exotic pastries. She is wise and well traveled, so she is sure to help you on your journey.

That's awesome! I pray to her daily

I'd like one thank you

krissyjo - Glyltmal, patron saint of consonants and haggling.

This dental office has the highest concentration of strange first names I have ever seen, anywhere.

@hey_oblomov: Thanks! I think the first saint was a hand-me-down from my dad (seriously, his sneezes could set off car alarms), though the second one confuses me. I can't even whistle.

Oh well, I'll spread discord with enthusiasm!