I will go first.

We met at a small little printing business that my date had to pick her book up at. It was the first edition, fresh off the printers. was about 75 pages, full of raunchy nasty experiences my date had had in Paris. So my date, of course, let me read the first page while they paid for their order.

After getting pretty aroused by the first page, i suggested we find a quite place for some personal questions i had gained since reading the book. My date suggested their place. I was game.

so back to their place which was a small tiny itty bitty studio apartment. Thats NY for ya. I smelled the scent of ferrets, which i found out my date had 4. 4! i was a little skeeved out but got over it quickly when my date came to join me on the futon that was their couch and bed. It felt rickity and i was worried id slip through.

Anyways, my date suggested we have some more reading of their book. Long story shortened, we ended up engaging in every act that was depicted in the book and it was a long and tumultuous 4 months. The ferrets even got to join in at one point. and we also broke the hell outta that futon. My date had to replace it immediately.

Um.

um what? is that TMI?
i dunno i dont usually put sexual things up here...is that a no no?

I am very, very confused by the pronouns here. Was your date some kind of multiple tentacled entity?

Wow.

So you had sex with four ferrets?

Sorry about the confusion. i was really super stoned at the time of that writing. I will say SHE to clarify.

no but i had claw marks and smelled them on me for 4 days afterwards.