HAY MIKKOMAN, I HEARD YOU LIKE REALLY ASIAN CHICKS

Asian chicks make good "practice girlfriends", that's all.

HI MIKE!

Skanko, I refuse to be a slave to the exclamation point. If you are more than a double poster than I am more than an exclamatory fellow!

Drat! I mean "fellow............"

Well, gotta leave work now.

Curly hair is unpleasant to look at.

I'm a slave for you sir.

How fat is too fat?

Got a girlfriend yet?

Hey, I've been avoiding you like everyone else in NJ lately!

@Centro: OK, this deserves an honest answer. People can and should come in all sizes, and whatever people are comfortable and healthy with is fine. "Too fat" means "too uncomfortable" and "too medically dangerous."

Now here's my vain, superficial side: anything flabby, jiggly---anything that disappears on itself---is unsightly. Give me bones and veins any day!

@beccah.:

@Salomea: It's true: everyone else in New Jersey is avoiding me, too. At least you told me in advance.


***CONVERSATION FROM THE BEGINNING OF AUGUST***

Mike: "Hey, sorry I haven't talked to you in a while."

Salomea: "I'm busy until September. Leave me alone until then."

*click*

Let's stay up until two in the morning looking at wedding pictures of the girl I had a crush on in high school!

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_wSWZO4eF1y8/So1gEbfi_QI/AAAAAAAAGw4/nqI3tFZ4x-A/s512/IMG_2399.JPG

@mikkoman Well it's true. I actually appreciate that you haven't called me up lately. I want people to pretend I'm not here for a bit.

Your girl is a svelte blonde! Quelle surprise.

What should go here?
posted on Thursday, Aug 20th by mikkoman
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