example post, from a girl i went to high school with:

"it's floodin down in Texas"

i so desperately want to comment back something like, "don't worry, 'texas' is just what i call my vagina."

the other day, a friend of my brother's was clearly, like, making barstools or something. but it just said "stools." so, clearly, i had to make a poop joke.

haha, at least some random lady (whom i don't know at all) liked my comment, haha!

man...but the texas thing... i could keep going with that one for miles.

"don't mess with texas."
"everything's bigger in texas."

holy lord.

"for texas, big hair is considered sexy."

If you were my Facebook friend I'd encourage you to make crass jokes

"i'm not so concerned about strict border patrol for texas."

i get the same urge and it's SO hard to resist.

oh, hot rod. if only all people in the world were like you! plus, a lot of people who don't know me very well kinda think that i'm really conservative and prudish, so i think that a lot of people would just be like UHHHHHHHHHHHWHAT? if i posted things like this.

also, i hate how EVERYONE is on fb. so all your family members and work people can see that stuff... so i try to reign it in. this is why i appreciate gti so much!

@libi: SERIOUSLY. you can just come here and post about it the next time you're having the urge, haha.

rink: lets be crass together

i don't friend people from work. actually i do but i have a fake account for it. and i block my family....

for me the absolute worst is correcting people on their spelling....

or critiquing their crappy photography/crafts/etc.

i usually push co workers to my google+ account. for my facebook, I don't state where i'm employed and I don't talk about my job. right now my job is being a big game hunter at kirk industries. any co workers that state that we work together I deny

i'm very terrible on twitter. then again anyone that follows me is following me as "an artist" not as an employee of any company

@libi: oh man, one of my fb friends from high school was an art major and it was years of horrible horrible paintings.

i mean, admittedly, i'm NO art critic, nor am i an artist! but if someone is trying to paint in a realist style, and i feel like i could actually do a better job myself, then that is no bueno, my friend.

@hot rod: yeah, i should probably work out some sort of system... i dunno... i did start sorting out "groups" on facebook, but i'm too lazy to maintain that sort of thing or remember to use it once it's set up.

it's tough because part of me wants to be friends with family and co-workers, but the other part of me doesn't.

O, WOE OF THE MODERN AGE.

@rink yeah, there's a girl i've known since she was like 4 years old and now she's doing photography and trying to be artistic about it, but the pictures she takes look like... crappy magazine shots.

@Dynamic Hot Rod according to facebook i am employed as my cat's personal chef.

Facebook used to be a lot more fun for me, but now it's full of people I work with and potential clients- ug. BORING.

so, I'm trying to remember about my g account. I can totally bitch there safely

on facebook i can do pretty much as i please because my parents think facebook is creepy and i am only friends with people who think of me as an artist first and not a person with a serious job.

Yeah....I mean it's nice if you can control your own friend lists, but you have to remember that whatever you're saying, someone's mom will see it. BOOO.

(My bf made a joke on a picture of us about me getting laid, which is totally fine in the company of friends, but I had to yell at him because Aunt! Uncle! COWORKERS!)

@erica: i recently made a hand-job joke via text to my un-boyfriend. i was so embarrassed by it (celebrity/politician text-related scandals have made me wary of even innuendo via text), that i immediately deleted it from my phone's sent messages. but then, come to find out, he was with his family when he received the text, so he just shares it with them! MORTIFIIIIEEEEDDDDD. he was just like, "what? my mom and dad thought it was hilarious!" no dude. no.

so, YEAH. I GET YOU. boys, tsk tsk.

More like RINK! tsk tsk. Hhaha


What's an unboyfriend?

haha, valid point.

and, an unboyfriend is someone who used to be a boyfriend...and subsequently used to be an ex-boyfriend....but is now...not an ex...but also not a boyfriend....sooooo: unboyfriend.

you know that things are too complicated when you have to start inventing terminology to describe it. HA!

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