really, that is all. i wasn't going to bother posting anything else about english boy but...or english boy's butt. but...well, it was something kinda funny.

yes, purely accidental

and i am supposed to be studying for my massage exam tomorrow but clearly that is not happening.

how's by you all?

girl scout's honor!

i am actually so hyperconscious of not wanting him to think i want him now that i touch him *less* than i do other platonic friends.

which is kinda sad.

cause i still wanna touch him.

sigh.

i also want him to invite me to go to burma with him because i would really go.

double sigh.

did you a pop a boner that kept jamming into his back?

um, no. but if i had it would have been quite impressive on several different, um, levels.

Yuh huh. "Accidentally".

You should accidentally rub your bosom on his arm next.

"Fanny" is dirtier in England, isn't it?

touch his butt again. on purpose. repeatedly.

oh yeah. fanny.

i *so* could have accidentally rubbed my bosoms against his back, but...i was trying to be good.

is it bosoms or bosom?

i'm losing my english. not just my english boy...

if you know fanny in zimbabwe i'm gonna be hella impressed.

cause, like, i hear she's cool.

everyone should have an aunt fanny.