so, is he short and pale with a thin 'stache or tall and awkward with a handlebar 'stache?

but he dresses all in black right?

Uhm. Average Height - handlebar 'stache. Wears black. But has Boris' hat.

a legit pic might help me visualize this mysterious boy

I have a cat named Snidely. This is not helping me visualize anyone.

now you're just confusing all of us, val.

Then my work here is done.

http://a803.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_20783b0f48560981f13cf23ba60038aa.jpg

:)

http://a930.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/113/l_c69375a23b74233515cae6f84610ee81.jpg

And in color with pipe. lol

Wait, you're dating this guy?

Do you have a penis?

Haha. I'm going on - A date with him. I'm not dating him.

just don't dangle any lols. they might get hung up in his 'stache.

I'd hate to imagine that greasy thing in contact with my genitals.

@mikkoman - no 'stache rides for you?

he'd be alright lookin without that douchecanoe on his lip

well...he's a lucky man.

here's to the date going well.

well...he's a lucky man.

here's to the date going well.

Haha. Oh Garak. I'll get a friend out of it. I can already feel it.

@El Indio - That's what I was thinking too. I joked with a friend of mine - if I actually dated him - that thing would be gone in a month or less.

i bet it's soft, though.

i feel like i just entered a creepy zone.

i'll echo the lucky dude part.

poor guy

it could be worse

he could look like dick dastardly and have a dog that snickers

are you going to ask him to say "moose and squirrel" with a russian accent?

@Hot_Rod. I should - that would be pretty bad ass. Me thinks.

@sharon: yes it would.