i fail at timing

MAYBE ITS A SIGN

well DUH

there was mad conversation??

i think the only really active thing i saw was something about automobile fucking

car humpers and makeup were popular today.

would you like me to bring it back to talking about LOVERS?

pepper, you just confuse me.

are LOVERS a type of candy? i suppose that might be o.k.

are carhumpers and lovers different, really?

david i confuse you because i am awesome

no last night i had the thread about compliments and then all the SINGLE LADIES (all the single ladies) were talking about lovers.

ex and otherwise.

oh I know they were different conversations.

But I feel like they could have been the same conversation.

did you just do a Beyonce thing there? that almost slipped past me

btw, what do you think the ratio of single people to non-single people on gti is?

carlo should have done a pie chart

yes yes i did

i think we're largely single sadly.

i'm hoping to have a STATUS CHANGE in the not so distant future.

not only are we single, we all seem to be moaning about it lately.

like, more than usual.

so, i was at a party last night and it wound down after a while. ultimately it ended up being me, the gf, and two female friends chatting. they're both single and one of 'em started going on and on about how this one dude at the party was sooooo cute, could the other girl hook her up with him, etc? and then she started talking about how the most fucked up, least stable dudes are the best in bed and the other girl was talking about another guy from the past that they knew who was also jacked up but at least he had a nice big cock.

yeah, good stuff right there.

i need old, relationship-bound people in my life, i think.

that is a very offputting conversation.

seriously, time to reevaluate your friends dude

i use the term "friends" very loosely in this particular instance