Well for one I'd have to screw shit through the plaster into the rafters, Then once I'd constructed that, I'd have to buy rope, look up how to tie some appropriate knots. Then there's the knowledge that I probably wouldn't be able to get a decent drop and snap my neck so I'd have to suffer choking to death, which has got to be at least a minute until you pass out. It's a lot of hassle for an unsatisfying result.
i don't know. i guess some bunnies have persuasive demons. or maybe they're very conscientious about the fact that they keep making so many new bunnies and feel the need to thin the herd a bit.
posted on Tuesday, Apr 14th by El Indio
too long. fail.
the ceiling is too hig for me to reach and i have no chairs. this also means i cant change the light bulbs that have gone out.
Well for one I'd have to screw shit through the plaster into the rafters, Then once I'd constructed that, I'd have to buy rope, look up how to tie some appropriate knots. Then there's the knowledge that I probably wouldn't be able to get a decent drop and snap my neck so I'd have to suffer choking to death, which has got to be at least a minute until you pass out. It's a lot of hassle for an unsatisfying result.
Also, I don't want to.
I'd probably need approval from the association to do that.
I'm more procrastinator-slash-lazy-slob than suicidal.
I forgot to turn the ceiling fan off :(
this reminds me of the site that's completely full of bunny suicide attempts in progress.
oh, here they are: http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Bunny_Suicide_Comic_Pics_226_2007.php
The poor bunnies! Why would they do this?
i don't know. i guess some bunnies have persuasive demons. or maybe they're very conscientious about the fact that they keep making so many new bunnies and feel the need to thin the herd a bit.