Haha. This is why you need to get chicken cutlets! They feel like flesh. ...creepy, silicone flesh.
But yeahhhhh, this is why I don't do padded bras either. I'm small busted. I don't want to attract anyone with fake promises of super cleavage anyway, I'd rather find someone who's attracted to my bodytype.
I've had very little experience with girls taking bra's off for me, but judging from my limited experience I really wouldn't feel any disappointment or anything negative.
Like I just found a buried pirate's treasure, so I'm super stoked, but upon closer inspection, that chest full of gold doubloons is actually just a bunch of gold wrapped chocolate coins, but I was still hungry, so that's cool, I guess, but I was really looking forward to being a millionaire.
alternately, Like dancing on a pot of gold flake paint.
Om nonnom is v. crazy but it works, I guess, and I'm always happy to hear someone make the kind of proclamations for small boobies that you usually only hear being made for boobies. Even if said proclamations are sort of crude. I'm tipsy and inarticulate but, you know. Also, ~*!the LaDiEz~*~ aren't even so small as they once were, and I'm totally happy about that on the one hand, but on the other hand my alegiances have yet to change, it seems.
Also I've always been into things like corsets and bustles. Yeah it's artifice, but OBVIOUSLY so. Today's spanx and chicken cutlets -- at least when used to catch the fancy of some specific seducee -- seem sort of ridiculously dishonest to me.
This is basically the sentiment I mean: I want to dissect this feeling, which i know has been felt in regard to me, thogh I've never felt in it regard to anyone else:
a lot of times i can tell the padded bra part after constant observation. so I guess it's not that big a shocker.. now the ass part.. that would be new to me
===Also, ~*!the LaDiEz~*~ aren't even so small as they once were, and I'm totally happy about that on the one hand, but on the other hand my alegiances have yet to change, it seems. ===
Oh MAN this is true for me too lately. I have been surprised to discover that over the last few years I somehow have gotten boobs? (Well I've gained some weight in general so that makes sense really.) And when I make jokes or comments about being flat chested, people just kind of look at me in confusion and then I remember that OH YES I kinda have some now. But my allegiances, as you say, are still with the ibtc.
Strangerbox blogs about this stuff all the time. She is sufficiently well-reputed in the flat-chested teenager scene that she gets free samples from manufacturers. Every month or two there are more fake boobs in the mail.
yea- that's so awesome- i get my bras lately from a website in japan because they make smaller ones there that are still kinda cute.
it's funny, my little girls are always smaller in the summer and the winter. i think it has to do with the coldest days and the warmest days are the days i don't eat as much for a while. I dunno.
Most of the bras that strangerbox writes about though are all about the padding and enhancement and trying to create cleavage and all that though, and that's kind of the opposite of what I want...
I am so pro spanxs it's not even funny, not because it makes you look skinnier, it really doesn't, but it just like, makes clothes hang smoother.
BUT! I'm relation to the wording of the post, I assume you are talking getting naked infront of someone for the first time. I personally would not rock spanx if I know there would be a chance of hanky panky, because they are not sexy ... At all.
posted on Wednesday, Mar 31st by stellaluna
I kind of don't get the point of this stuff. I bought a padded bra by accident once, and squeezing it felt like an old mattress or something.
Haha. This is why you need to get chicken cutlets! They feel like flesh. ...creepy, silicone flesh.
But yeahhhhh, this is why I don't do padded bras either. I'm small busted. I don't want to attract anyone with fake promises of super cleavage anyway, I'd rather find someone who's attracted to my bodytype.
I've had very little experience with girls taking bra's off for me, but judging from my limited experience I really wouldn't feel any disappointment or anything negative.
sweet! big tits and ass are so disgusting.
I always wonder this as well. You wear these things to attract someone and then you take them off and are like "GOTCHA!"
I feel like a liar if my bra is even slightly stiff or padded, and most of them are when you're big like me.
look i'm just happy to see a naked woman without having to cough up a fiver!
Like I just found a buried pirate's treasure, so I'm super stoked, but upon closer inspection, that chest full of gold doubloons is actually just a bunch of gold wrapped chocolate coins, but I was still hungry, so that's cool, I guess, but I was really looking forward to being a millionaire.
alternately, Like dancing on a pot of gold flake paint.
Also, om non non, seriously, what the hell is wrong with you?
You crazy.
Amy sedaris said her fat suit really chaffed
Oh yea, 19th century a man could divorce his wife if he found out after the marriage that his wife had been wearing rouge
I'm generally pleased that she's taking her clothes off.
I love y'alls responses.
Om nonnom is v. crazy but it works, I guess, and I'm always happy to hear someone make the kind of proclamations for small boobies that you usually only hear being made for boobies. Even if said proclamations are sort of crude. I'm tipsy and inarticulate but, you know. Also, ~*!the LaDiEz~*~ aren't even so small as they once were, and I'm totally happy about that on the one hand, but on the other hand my alegiances have yet to change, it seems.
*big boobies
Gah
Also I've always been into things like corsets and bustles. Yeah it's artifice, but OBVIOUSLY so. Today's spanx and chicken cutlets -- at least when used to catch the fancy of some specific seducee -- seem sort of ridiculously dishonest to me.
This is basically the sentiment I mean: I want to dissect this feeling, which i know has been felt in regard to me, thogh I've never felt in it regard to anyone else:
http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=502
a lot of times i can tell the padded bra part after constant observation. so I guess it's not that big a shocker.. now the ass part.. that would be new to me
===Also, ~*!the LaDiEz~*~ aren't even so small as they once were, and I'm totally happy about that on the one hand, but on the other hand my alegiances have yet to change, it seems. ===
Oh MAN this is true for me too lately. I have been surprised to discover that over the last few years I somehow have gotten boobs? (Well I've gained some weight in general so that makes sense really.) And when I make jokes or comments about being flat chested, people just kind of look at me in confusion and then I remember that OH YES I kinda have some now. But my allegiances, as you say, are still with the ibtc.
Strangerbox blogs about this stuff all the time. She is sufficiently well-reputed in the flat-chested teenager scene that she gets free samples from manufacturers. Every month or two there are more fake boobs in the mail.
yea- that's so awesome- i get my bras lately from a website in japan because they make smaller ones there that are still kinda cute.
it's funny, my little girls are always smaller in the summer and the winter. i think it has to do with the coldest days and the warmest days are the days i don't eat as much for a while. I dunno.
but i'm all cheers for the ibtc!!!!
i looove strangerbox's "world's smallest bras" I'll be ordering from her next!
Most of the bras that strangerbox writes about though are all about the padding and enhancement and trying to create cleavage and all that though, and that's kind of the opposite of what I want...
I am so pro spanxs it's not even funny, not because it makes you look skinnier, it really doesn't, but it just like, makes clothes hang smoother.
BUT! I'm relation to the wording of the post, I assume you are talking getting naked infront of someone for the first time. I personally would not rock spanx if I know there would be a chance of hanky panky, because they are not sexy ... At all.
@Salomea Yeah, that's what sells, particularly to her growing cross-dresser following. But that's not all she writes about.
Strangerbox is having login difficulties, but asked me to post this plug:
http://32aabra.com/
She's even modeling one of them herself!