land of the hippies

No we don't. BUT I'M GONNA.

Actually, now that I think of it, if the point of reference is the Pacific Ocean, aren't we to the northeast of that? MIND-COMMA-BLOWN.

other appropriate nick names:

Game 7: We Riot
Where the Sun Don't Shine
That place where everyone runs and is active and shit
Other China
Not Toronto (also the nick name of Albera, the prairies, Northern Ontario, Quebec, the Maritimes and Newfoundland)

Also:

Canada's Seattle
Granola Central Station
Those Jerks Who Are So $@#*(ing Smug About Their Weather All the Time
Contact High, pop. 2,000,000

I lived in MONCTON for two years. I'm pretty sure that's the Canadian Mid-Atlantic.

Also:
Shit-Brown River Town
If NB is the left leg, and Nova Scotia is the right leg, Moncton is basically the anus. Which makes the river's color much more disgusting.

Dear Ethan: Please edit Wikipedia's entry for "Moncton" accordingly. And possibly include a reference to bears. Thank you.

Oh man, I started on a wikitrail from Moncton, which led me to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_Hill_Zoo

Specifically, a big WTF at this part, located beneath the logo on the right side of the page: "Magnetic Hill Zoo's logo, featuring its mascot, Tomar the Siberian Tiger."

For reference, see Siberian Tiger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_Tiger

Come on, Acadians... that's totally a lion.

Actually, now it's a bear.

Ethan's last two posts just made me choke half to death on the water I was drinking. I'm gonna have trouble explaining this disability claim, I tell you what.

that bear's face is a stress! I have to think really hard to make the u part of the horseshoe magnet a nose, and then it's a bulbus upsetting nose

like he's had a few to many vodka-collins in the sun

Tomar the Bear is still there. I give it until Sunday.

Vancouver is like The Other Mile High City

whatever it's called, it's all gonna be my bitch soon.

EFF YES.

D'oh -- Tomas the Bear is back to being a Siberian Tiger.

siberian tiger lion

siberian tiger lion CANADIAN BEAR

Canada is so mighty!

I got an eagle.

What should go here?
icon posted on Thursday, Jul 21st by Ethan
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