Scurvy was nice enough to call me while I was drunk to express his approval of my new whiskey love

is it my boy Jameson?

I was about to come in here and be so excited but now I'm more confused than anything! This wasn't last night, was it?

Whiskey is a fickle lover, but when in the mood nothing is more wonderful

Whiskey and I are old friends, though there are many times when we've ended up in bed together.

Whiskey and I are so down, we've done our business in the men's restroom at Los Cabos, right over the toilet.

my relationship with whiskey has been getting stronger and stronger in recent months. oh how i love thee.

meh

nothing worse than a new lover that reminds you of an old lover

Why do you always have to be the negative nancy?

we've all got our special talents