They're now called poop-zu dogs.

Former administration officials George W. Hoo-hoo and Pee-pee Cheney.

The local college now teaches gardening and prostituteiculture.

why is my cheek wet?
oh, it's from the blood squirting out of my eyes.

holy crap. this is officially the stupidest thing I have ever read.

That big stadium in Houston is now the Buttrodome.

waiiiit a minute. that article is from 1997! I FEEL HOODWINKED!

I KNOW. My reaction was, "Oh for fuck's sake." So clearly I'm not welcome in Kleberg County any time soon. :>

@reth - is the baseball team also now the BUTTROS?

It's been going around the interwebs the last week or so -- it's still funny. LOLTEXANS. :D

@Skanko: ONE CAN ONLY HOPE.

THE PRESIDENT WAS ATTACHED BY A BUTTBUTSIN!

now i just wanna say butros butros gali for some reason.

THERE I SAID IT!

also they will be kicking all the beavers out of the county for making those silly "darns". i wont dare say the word.

I'm pretty sure "beavers" would have to be renamed to "toothy rodents". Wait, that's got the word "rod" in it. This is harder than it looks!

ARGH I SAID HARD.

HAHAHAHHAHA. YOU SAID IT AGAIN.

everyone
donate to my cause to buy a fighter plane and BOMB TEXAS

. . .also, didn't they do this on Moral Orel?