Annoying CSI from Miami

Magic Plot Device

Dying franchise.

Hungry, Hungry Hippo

Shamwow of Fire

coked out child actors.

Delirium Tremens

The Deathly Mallowmars

Horrible Tentacles of Yaoi

Quivering Loins

Awkwardness of Puberty

Chamber of Dumbledore/Snape Slashfic.

Day When Nothing Unusual Happened

Muggle Who Loved Him

Chocolate Factory

Order of the Pizza

Eventual Twilight Crossover

Temple of Doom

Island of Misfit Toys

Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

Inevitable Weasley Spinoffs

Hendersons

Barely legal prince of parties.

The prof. And Mary ann.

Goblet of Everclear

Night in Tijuana

Unorthadox game of cornhole.

dance in the champagne room.

Posse of little Richard impersonators... Woooooooo!

Barely Contained Rage

Refreshing Taste of Coke Zero

Insidious Moisture

Suspicious Warts

bottle of robitussin.

Week In Bangkok

unfortunate venereal disease

Crush on Ben Affleck

Pips

Dirty Sanchez

Yeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooow!

Smell Down There

Half-Life Prince

Brothers of Jonas

Bonus Jonas

Destruction of the World's Trees When This Sucker Is Reprinted

Delicious Snickerdoodles

Unavoidable Onset of Puberty

Legions of Tweens

Horny Policeman.

Catchy Mariachi

The Easter Bunny Save Christmas

Illegal U-Turn

Open-Ended Contract

Restraining Order

Tweenage Twitterers

Deus ex Machina

Angora fetish.

Rat pack do vegas

Sexual awakening

psychotic stalker fan

Blood bath at the ok coral.

Pussycats

Banshees

Akward ballroom dancing lesson.

Harry Potter Experience

damn you rethwyll

Beauxbatons Academy Exchange Student

Gimme gimmes.

Sluts from mars.

@Centropomus: ;>

Wrath of khan.

Sausage party.

Magic 'Shrooms

Sexual Stirring in the Boys Locker Room

Writers' Strike

Friends of Dorothy

Nocturnal Emission

Berenstain Bears Learn About Strangers

(Pick the winning one, and I'll Photoshop the book cover for y'all!)

Glory of Love

Milftastic Voyage

Order of Restraining

Alan Parsons Project

awkward girl who sits in the back of the classroom

@Combustible Monkey: DUDE. Been there.

Mesmerizing Decolletage

Prisoner Of War

Relentless Marketing Machine

Godless Killing Machine

Five Dollar Footlong

Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

@formerly catshit: Bwahaha!

Wand Industry Lobbyist Scandal

Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Mars Cheese Castle

Wide Stance

Amortization Of Deferred Capital Contributions

WWF Smackdown

Ponzi Scheme

King of Beers

Enchanted Greeblezork

Mystical Crack Pipe

Casual Encounter

Lesbian Awakening

The Pompatus of Love

Bad Trip

Sorcerer's BONE.

Damn. Scratch that "The". :P

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Clock Spider War

Flesh Golem that looks like Hermione

Story of O

Crazy Cat Lady

Sunglasses of Caruso

Goblet of Baconnaise

Torrent of Merchandise

Stale Velveeta

Call of Cthulhu

Cute Cashier From Old Navy

Thinly-Veiled Metaphor

Golden Girls Marathon On Lifetime

Goitre of Gibbon

Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Same Plot Since, Like, The Chamber of Secrets

Breakfast Club

Government Bailout

Holograms

No More Goddamn Voldemort

Glowing Blue Nads

Grocery Store Spider

CHEEZBURGER OF DEATH ZOMG

G-Spot

Washington Press Corps

Guy Who Was In Die Hard

Trashed Hotel Room

Sorceror's Stones

Tainted Oysters

DOOM CANNON

Railgun Camper

Straight of Hormuz

Somalian Pirates

Tesla Coil Experiments

Cast of Seussical! Sing Broadway's Greatest Hits

Invisible Hand Fix the Economy

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Prisoner, Number 6

12 Angry Men

Pathetic Xanga Page

World's Greatest Mortuary

Wholly Unnecessary Musical Adaptation

404 Error

Endless Lil' Green Patch Requests From Hermione

Invasion of the Crappy Animated Wizard Gifs

ntsh

Truth About Blingee

Holding Company

Backdated Stock Options

Baby Penis Puncher

Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Purple Crayon

@Centropomus:
THIS --> Endless Lil' Green Patch Requests From Hermione
is going to make me laugh for HOURS. :D

Land of Dairy Queen.

Hendersons

Whore with a Heart of Gold

n there were none

Homoerotic Subtext

Myserious Sticky Trousers

George Foreman Grill

ShamWow

Two-Minute Hate

Socialist Revolt

Half Baked Hypothesis

Mysterians

Number of The Beast

Ham Sandwich of Azkaban

Vegan Flourless Chocolate Brick

Vaguely Sinister Object

Spiders

Spiders From Mars

Damnit, that's what I meant. Because I want to imagine HP with a big star around one eye.

Sorceror's Phone

Opiate Of The Masses

Combustible Woodland Creatures

Boring Canadian Invasion

Game Of Strip Quidditch

Oversized Wolf Shirt

doppelganger Danton.

Rise Of The Machines

Unfortunate Drunken Tattoo

Taco Eating Contest

Gift of the Magi

Messiah Complex

Fear of Intimacy

Unfinished Load of Laundry

Desire for Lunch

Lucrative Endorsement Deals

Dwindling Retirement Fun

D'oh! Dwindling Retirement FUND.

Bottle of Scope

TPS Reports

Barrel of Monkeys

Orange Spangley Bogbrush

Harry Potter Backlash

Island of Dr. Moreau

Bromance of Fire

Completely Wasted Day of Work

Week's Worth of Free Time You'll Never Get Back

Inexplicable McDonald's Tie-in Featuring The McHagrid

Staff of Fan Fiction

Secret of Santa Claus

Star Trek Convention Nerds

Half-Blood PrinZOMG YOU GUYS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

@rethwyll caruso I can see the little kids now. "Mommy i don't want to eat my McHaggrid." little Susy said as she stared at the hairy lump of meat between the two sesame seed buns in her hands. "Try it with the Potter sauce sweetie, it's good.".

@formerly catshit: "Potter sauce" is all kinds of wrong...

Sorceror's Sauce

Special Guest Star, Bea Arthur

250-Post Thread

Valley Of The Dolls

Heart of the Ocean

Passion of the Christ

DRM'd Music Files

The Big-Ass Pile Of Money J.K. Rowling Sleeps On Every Night

5th Cylon

Chamber of Pots

Pie

Fluffy Bunnies of Azkaban

the Glengarry leads

Maltese Falcon

Artist Formerly Known As Half-Blood Prince

Bill O'Reilly Freakout

six-hour layover in Petaluma

Ballad Of Bilbo Baggins

Chattering Classes

Randy Stableboy

Closet Full of Dead Things

Missing Sock

Bearded Men of Space Station 11

Ninjas

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini

Beatles!

Severe Ass-kicking

Chinatown Bootleg Labeled 'Hary Pottel'

http://www.flickr.com/photos/drugstorecowgirl/2237458544/

That is hilarious. I would totally see that movie!

Ben Wa Balls

Wizardingest Wizard That Ever Wizzed

Witness For The Prosecution

Restless

Wizard Hat and Robe

Chipmunks

Chocolate Factory

Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Blowfish

The Queens of the Stone Age

Um wait. Oh shit.
http://harryandthepotters.com/

You are legend.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35260340

National Information Infrastructure

New Zoo Revue

Bahahaha! http://www.freewebs.com/hermandgrangers/
I bet they SHRED.

Mizzou Basketball Team

Deathbed Conversion

Irresponsibly Placed Wang

Vestigial Wings

Custom Hermione Realdoll

Chamber of Cliches

Revenge of the Dursleys

Magnificent Seven

Deathly Shallows

Deathly Swallows

Flamethrower

Giant Drunken Ear

Ring Ding of Despair

Red Ring of Death

Bestest, Goofiest Thread Ever

Chamber of Sucrets

Deathly Pillows

Room Full of Stoners

can i say which ones are my favorites? ok: "the dying franchise" and "the glengarry leads."

runner-up: "Order of Restraining"

My favorite: Endless Lil' Green Patch Requests From Hermione. Hilarity. :D

oh and I also liked "the berenstain bears learn about strangers"