By owning a non-tiny toilet.

impossible, my dick is simply too big

So do you prop it on the toilet seat or squish it under the rim?

something i think about any time i am wearing a shirt that involves some sort of tie or frilly thing that hangs down. SORRY DUDES.

Buy an aquarium net. Hold your junk in it while pooping. Problem solved.
I don't have a penis, so what do I know about this craziness? LOL

is this a real thing? sooooo glad I have a vagina.

try strapping on a dildo and pooing. see where you find room to put that thing.

I had never thought about this until now. Hmm.