AGREED.

Aliens .... Leave me be, keep your rayguns and tribbles.

Um yeah...I am not down to "discover" another being thank you very much..

what if they gave you special powers?

SKANKO, WHAT IF THEY EAT YOUR FACE THEN RAPE YOUR LIVER... dangerous crap shoot...

@skanko: no. I don't want to be disected. Not even for super powers.

wouldn't it be hilarious if aliens landed in arizona? and they thought the mexicans were trouble! viva mexico, cabrones!

low rider flying saucers

my cousin used to have this awesome low rider truck, it had a camper shell and the whole back of the truck was upholstered in orange/white shag carpet. they don't make them like that no more, homes.

@beck - i figure, if they wanted to eat my face and rape my liver, they would have come down here and done it by now. its only been thousands of years.

This is a good approach. Though I, personally, am brushing up on my math: http://dudelol.com/lets-say-youre-the-first-human-ever-to-make-alien-contact/

@Skanko: that's what you want us to think, isn't it? POD PERSON!

@-j. - GODDAMNIT! I WAS GOING TO CUT YOU IN ON THE SPOILS OF THE TAKEOVER!
FOILED AGAIN!

Given that "the spoils" appear to involve liver-rape, I'm fine without, thanks. (Already went through the face-eating portion of the festivities.)

@-j. no no no the spoils include money, power, and respect. i would have named you KING OF CANADA!

@Skanko: I thought you said respect.

http://instantrimshot.com

@-j. - BWAHAHAHAH

good point. how does Exhalted Ruler of the Western Hemisphere sound?