For people on old-and-busted: http://bit.ly/79MfH.

Phenomenal. Can't wait for the Rex Morgan, MD remix of "99 Problems".

Mary Worth was an old woman when that strip started out. She must be, like, 130 years old by now. I guess she doesn't age, but I've read enough books about people who don't age to know that she's had to watch the slow decline and death of everyone she's ever loved. I feel like that's probably enough drama for one lifetime. Even an abnormally long lifetime.

Huh. I've managed to avoid that song. Is it really as bad as everyone says? I mean, the lyrics seem pretty horrific.

Branwell, don't get me started on the awfulness of that song. Seriously, my doctor said the next time I did, I could DIE.

(@-j. I'm working on a secret Prince Valiant project. I can't say anything else, but it is going to CHANGE THE WORLD.)

Mary don't want no hateration in this dancery.