you know, off topic, sorta, but guys always talk about girls smelling down there, but I've gone down on some pretty funky smelling dudes. Actually, dude stink is worse than girl stink, in my experience. But then again, maybe I just haven't gone down on any really skanky smelling chicks.
Yeah, I won't pretend my wang smells like a spring flower. Maybe right out of the shower it does. But it'll get pretty sweaty down there over time.
So far as women go, I don't really expect it not to smell. It's a crotch. It's going to smell like a crotch. I had this one conversation with my ex about that. She asked how she smelled down there, I said like a crotch, because thats what it is. She wanted me to be more descriptive. I said her vag is only inches away from her asshole. Then she got all offended, which forced me to put things into perspective. "Are you, literally, trying to get me to tell you that your shit doesn't stink?"
Yeah, that seems likely.
you know, off topic, sorta, but guys always talk about girls smelling down there, but I've gone down on some pretty funky smelling dudes. Actually, dude stink is worse than girl stink, in my experience. But then again, maybe I just haven't gone down on any really skanky smelling chicks.
This belongs in the advice for virgins convo.
@bmanda - I think Carlo just wants to tell everyone he has a girlfriend, in case we haven't heard it yet.
Yeah, I won't pretend my wang smells like a spring flower. Maybe right out of the shower it does. But it'll get pretty sweaty down there over time.
So far as women go, I don't really expect it not to smell. It's a crotch. It's going to smell like a crotch. I had this one conversation with my ex about that. She asked how she smelled down there, I said like a crotch, because thats what it is. She wanted me to be more descriptive. I said her vag is only inches away from her asshole. Then she got all offended, which forced me to put things into perspective. "Are you, literally, trying to get me to tell you that your shit doesn't stink?"
That shut her up.
@erica Yes, this is more than likely true.
Oh man. At least Namrok makes you look really gentlemanlike by comparison.
Literal "lol". That statement is just plain hilarious.