better than my original name for it (the clam clamp)

so weird, as we were just talking about lady-pee-funnels over the weekend...

I NEED THIS

i don't

Me too! I'm just embarrassed to whip it out.

Pshaw, just do it! Boys do. Actually, that reminds me...

http://goteaminternet.com/show/78071

I have never had any desire to pee standing up. It was bad enough when I had to pee in a GAS STATION IN THE MIDDLE OF CHINA.

Well I don't think I'd stand up. It's nice to have the option. This just seems like it would make it a whole lot easier to squat....

I hate public restrooms. The thought of peeing in a gas station in the middle of China turns my stomach!