Mr Grocer - After we do your job, we're going to do another job.
Martin Blank - Tell me about it.
Mr. Grocer - Like I'm going to put a bullet in your fuckin' forehead and I'm going to fuck the brain hole!

-- Grosse Pointe Blank

"What a mystery this world, one day you love them and the next day you want to kill them a thousand times over."

– The Fall

"If you keep going over the past, you're going to end up with a thousand pasts and no future."

- The Secret in Their Eyes

"You know there are some children who aren't really children at all, they're just pillars of flame that burn everything they touch. And there are some children who are just pillars of ash, that fall apart when you touch them... Victor and me, we were children of flame and ash."

- Smoke Signals

And pretty much everything on this page:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094226/quotes

David Mamet is the bomb, yo.

Not unless round is funny

(i am trying to think apart from It's A Wonderful Life and any Month Python)

Caden Cotard: I don't think you should tell her that she doesn't have blood

Synecdoche New York

"Three men and one woman are trapped in a building! Send help at once! If you can't send help, send two more women!"

- Duck Soup

(Pretty much anything by the Marx brothers. I just picked one at random.)

"There's a cello in your house now." - Rocket Science

If I knew things would no longer be, then I would have tried to remember better- Sam Kirchinsky, Avalon

"Truly, you have a dizzying intellect." -- The Princess Bride

[to a bar of soap]
"You've lost a lot of weight, you know. You used to be so chubby. Have more confidence in yourself."
- Chungking Express

"I'M BUILDING A BIRDHOUSE!"

- unexplained David Cross cameo, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

"I collect spores, molds and fungus."
egon spengler.

"That man is a head taller than me. That may change."
don lope de aguirre/aguirre the wrath of god.

"May the Schwartz be with you."

"Alright meow, hand over your license and registration."

and also

"Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath? Who's Barry Badrinath?" -- Landfill, Beerfest

Coco: Oh, Evie, when I was at Vassar, I became ... with child.
And I had ... a procedure.
Evie: That's your big secret? An abortion?!
Coco: Have you had one?
Evie: Coco, I've had more children pulled out of me than a
burning orphanage!

Girls Will Be Girls

Laurent: My apologies for being so bold but ... when I see the
the best, I have to have it.
Varla: Well you know, a Maserati needs much more pampering than a
Toyota
Laurent: This is not a problem if the Maserati will take its driver
where he wants to go.
Varla: Maseratis don't do anal!

Girls Will Be Girls.

That movie has so many great lines, but those are the ones that come to mind. :)

@Jas: awesome. And thanks for reminding me of another of my favourites.

"And that's why good will never triumph over evil. Because good is dumb."

Failure teaches us that life is but a draft, an endless rehearsal of a show that will never play.

hippolito, from amelie

"Believe me, Bob, these days gentlemen are an endangered species. Unlike bloody drag queens who just keep breeding like rabbits." --bernadette, priscilla queen of the desert

@little_p god i love that movie. my old car was named Mitzi Del Bra.

@(imaginary)libi omg, that's awesome!

@little_p i called him tick, too.

"being only human, one thing leads to another" --peachy carnehan, the man who would be king

and of course

"no, not gods, Englishmen! The next best thing!"

And that's how you play "Get the Guests".

George, Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf

(actually, the whole movie is my favorite quote)

"Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit." -Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski