Fake Steve is absolutely hilarious. My favorite entry was his Zack de la Rocha advice column:

http://fakesteve.blogspot.com/2007/12/ask-zack-de-la-rocha.html

And they're blonde!

and they'll give you a kid, and then divorce you and take the kid away, and get a job at New York Life, where I'll have to deliver them shoes they bought online with YOUR CHILD SUPPORT MONEY instead of working

@Salomea: I gave you some Scott Bakula and you didn't comment. :(

@Cory: I will steal back my half-Russian babies. And take them to South America!

Ha, more Fake Steve goodness. He linked to these hot pictures of Putin.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article6738969.ece

This really deserves its own topic but I'll leave that for one of y'all.