i, for one, welcome our new canine overlord

I can't see him doing a worse job than reality, so ALL HAIL OLIVER!!

*loads up on salmon treats in the event I ever need to petition him for clemency*

do you know how many times I find this little butt nugget standing alone in the kitchen with his nose pressed up against the cupboard where those salmon treats are kept?!

@WordNerd: wait, don't you ALSO have plans for world domination? Are you two in competition or cahoots?

@-j.: oliver has ousted me as leader of project: world domination and demoted me to "reacher of the goodies on the high shelf" (ROTGOTHS - HOW RUDE!).

That is an amazing photo. Yay Oliver!

This photo fills me with delight.

It seems like the wrong emotion, but that's what it does.

Adorable.

omg, this is what I immediately hear him saying
"I would not have tried to keel you. I would have onlee... cut your fasse."

i feel like if my dog was making this face the sentiment would be less 'world domination' and more 'who farted? it wasn't me. i swear.'

libiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

squeeeee!!!

I posted this pic to fuckyeahbostonterriers on tumblr and it got over 100 notes. oliver is verrrrrrrry pleased with himself right now.

p.s. I decided to order another vista print tote bag using this pic. this will be my third, how many until I officially have an addiction?

@WordNerd: when you have more tote bags than you have stuff to tote.

what if I just start putting totes inside other totes, like nesting dolls? I CAN TOTE FOREVER!

@WordNerd: I think you may have just answered your previous question.

hi lil p!