they are the second greatest food ever, next to a dirty water sabrett with chili and mustard. i get my fat cats with chili and bacon and without the mayo or tomato. they are fucking amazing.

oh, you're making me hungry

and all i've got now is sperm in a cup

bring to me fat cat for our sunday date!

you and your crazy NJ sandwich action.

They are amazing sandwiches, I must say.

crazy NJ sandwich action PWNS!

hey. this was my idea.

FUCK i need to drive the 30 minutes to go get one of those.

I am...terrified.