i hate crap like this, but it's like catnip

apparently, I'm a Peggy. I don't know what that means. nor does it apply.

I was going to ask who Elle was, but then I realized you meant the website.

Apparently, I'm dumb.

elle is my bff, of course, but you seem much smarter than her so you should not worry

elle has declared me a joan, but she doesn't know wtf she's talking about

None of these choices apply to me. Sultry bombshell? Hardly.

I'm a Peggy, anyway.

I came out as Peggy as well. It must be the whole nerdy thing. :D