Want we should call in an airstrike? We can make it look like an accident.

An accidental airstrike.

I appreciate the sentiment, but the airstrike isn't necessary.

Yeah, that sucks man. I wish I could offer up some useful advice, but I don't think I know anything about the fairer sex myself right now.

Well then, get your semi-rebound on and get a half-assed blowjob from someone.

@A Better Version : You're a week late on that one.

And, you're probably more than a dollar short. O SNAP

@A Better Version *BEATCH!*

I"ve been there. I hope you weren't too attached, I've still got the slightest bit of missing someone I never got to meet, four years later.

Well, that sucks indeed.