I've also been amusing myself with this one: http://www.articlesbase.com/breakup-articles/how-to-get-your-man-back-and-soon-1419511.html

Hear that, ladies?
Don’t scare him away with your phone. Eighty phone calls a day, each with a sobbing illegible message are not how to get your man back. Getting back together is much like starting a new relationship. Imagine if a person you didn’t know did that in order to get a date with you. It would scare you, right? He knows you have the best intentions, but he will flee if you do that. Limit yourself to no more than one phone call a day, with a calm and composed message asking for a meeting to reconcile.

Calling him every day and leaving a message letting him know you want to get back on him is totally calm and composed.

"The get guy back formula is for women having an intense urge to find out ways and means to make up for their loss. They are no way black magic but works like magic to get your guy back."

I bet the dialogue just flows.

I like this one: http://www.wikihow.com/Avoid-Making-a-Guy-Feel-Awkward

but i feel it could use some expansion (i.e. don't mention how many of his coworkers you've slept with, don't ask if he's ever spent time in a mental institute, etc...0

but neediness is the only way to show someone you really care!