Um. Pretty much all of it. I would LOVE to be a minimalist. But tragically I inherited my dad's side of the family's pack-rat-edness..

I want to give away my kitten.

Well, not really, but I figure if I threaten him enough, maybe he'll stop trying to eat my turkey bacon.

I want to give away my penis because it makes me wanna do crazy stuff, it makes more humans and it destroys my underwear.

Clothes, books, stuff from freshman year I'm no longer interested in, like a ton of band posters signed by the members who aren't famous at ALL.