eat more vegetables and if that doesn't work, drink heavily

and make more lists

"Cures and solutions"? Sounds like an advanced potions class at Hogwarts.

or i could at least teach a leisure learning class!

it's also nice to pinpoint causes for things

i blame Right Now on hormones, guilt and grocery store sushi

I'm yet to see the problem that can't be solved with a good long nap in a park.

Bang it against the desk

Exfoliate!

it helps to have a goal before you go around looking for cures and solutions. absent that, bend over and i'll make you forget your problems.

@om nom nom You're much more distinctive than all our other problems.

accomplishing goals makes me feel even adder because i like the feeling of "work in process" and so forth

finishing something is satisfying for like 5 seconds and then it's another glimpse of the abyss, and yes, i was absolutely going to add something very lewd to the list, but this site is where i act relatively demure

sadder, even

yesterday was so awful though

i'm super thrilled that i'll never have to go there again

like the cessation of an ice cream headache, and other masochistic thrillz!

Wait, you come *here* to be demure?

ikr! everyone else comes here to mentally jizz on everyone else like semen's going out of fashion!

@om nom nom I thought you came here to *literally* jizz on everyone like semen's going out of fashion.

a good old fashioned jizz-slinging!!

i have no idea what mental jizz-slinging even means

@stellaluna it's speaking your mind.

@om nom nom I'm sure it seems normal to you, but for most of us, our mind is not a product of our gonads.

I had to find this thread because I'm having a cures and solutions day of my own for yesterday and probably half of today.
it IS truly awful, and I hope I don't have to go through it again.