So, I just went out to the backyard for a smoke. I looked over and there is a clump of bees in my tree that is, I shit you not, the size of a fucking cat.

An hour and a half before this, NOTHING.

Now I am up to my ass in bees. WTF?

Perhaps the bees have been in hiding all this time, preparing for their hostile takeover of the human race.

Bow to your new bee masters!

as i told johnny, encourage those bees.

or call a beekeeper to come capture them and relocate them. with the precipitous state of bee colonies, i hope you don't destroy them!

I called some bee specialists, they said that they should move away of their own accord by morning, and that they are just using my tree for a "rest-stop".

I'm not going anywhere the fuck near those bees for any purpose.

Maybe I should keep them myself, I do like fresh honey...

It's how I like my women.

It could be worse- Instead of being up to your ass in bees you could have BEES UP IN YOUR ASS!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!

Hurray! Bees are good.

What should go here?
icon posted on Monday, Sep 8th by Saint Tee
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