. . .In that I haven't bothered to get it at home. I use the iphone for three things: email, CL missed connections, and googling anyone I might potentially go on a date with.

And when I get drunk, wikipedia.

Wine+wiki=awesome.

More proof I am bad at internet: I am never on this site.

I miss some of you, damnit.

Hey you.

Corey, I totally texted you a few weeks ago, AND YOU NEVER REPLIED.

shut it.

Soooo, how've you been? Any luck assembling that Consu Contact List?

hi!!!

hey yo!!!!

finish your website, I can make it for you!

also show me your face, I never seen it.

sadface.

i miss you too. im not online as much as i used to be..

♥

how's unlived going?

Morgan...I miss your lips...

Oh, Morgan. Too good for the internet.

Back in action!

Morgan, Hoyden! Some of my favorite online phantoms. Nothing wrong with being out and about in the world, as long as you check in from time to time so we can all shower you with love.

Hey there. Hope things are going well.

things are going well.

I work a whole lot. I am, in fact, at work now.

Too bad 3 pm is not whiskeytime.

3pm is always whiskeytime. Also, hey! So glad to hear from you again!

Well, honestly, every time is whiskeytime. So it's not really 3pm, specifically