At the party on Saturday, Tami (my date) wanted to run to the bathroom. I couldn't keep up so I fell on my butt, without missing a beat she grabs my arms and drags me into the bathroom at the Hyatt in Irvine.

Did that make you giggle?

I wish I was at my apartment, I want to go out and get some beers.

You still have me!

Hey, I'm consoling you. I can't tell whether you're crying or barfing but either way it doesn't fit with the whole "being consoled" thing.

hey tiff-meister! i love you!

does that help??

I rescued about 10 lizards the other day that had been running down the fence rows and for some reason collecting in a bucket from which they could not escape. they were all dehydrated and kind of, well, not moving. I set them in some warm water for a few min and then put them in the sun. They plumped back up and scattered off. I though of you ♥ ♥ ♥

Oh come on. My innernet at home NEVER works anymore. I have to do SOMETHING to keep myself occupied.

I'm sorry for your loss.