i watched a girl strip to vanessa carlton last night. it then transitioned into marilyn manson's cover of tainted love'

i can't decide if that's awesome or not--also, i miss you. also, i gave mike the merkin today who BY THE WAY EFFORTLESSLY GUESSED THAT IT WAS A MERKIN BEFORE I GAVE IT TO HIM

shitttttttt. he didn't even thank me. i miss you too. our love is all over the internet.

ps. my butthole is guarded

OMG KIRSTY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT MICHELLE BRANCH EARLIER

Hahahaha...I used to lead Michelle Branch's street team in my region. I'd get to hang with her in return.

Wow...

cos you're EVERYWHEREE TO MEE

AND WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ITS YOU I SEEE

yeah. this is in my "you two need to see other people" categroy (along with Johnny Depp and Tim Burton).

I didn't think anything could be worse than Matchbox 20 guy. . .and I was so very very wrong.
Dude should just hang out with Wyclef all the time instead.

I LOVE HER AND I LOVE THEM TOGETHER THEY ARE LIKE DADDY/DAUGHTER DUO TO END ALL DADDY/DAUGHTER DUOS

I love how I always confuse her with Michelle Branch - wtf happened to Michelle Branch!?

That IS Michelle Branch!

Isn't it? Those two are identical.

Uh Jubilee is way prettier.