Anybody remember the nightmare that was Consumating's first sponsor, CHOCOLATE ALTOIDS?

http://nicetags.com/img/altoids-banner.jpg

Consume was an awesome blog, but it was born out of CORPORATE DESPERATION TO MAKE $$$$.

http://nicetags.com/img/consume_blog_teaser.gif

The first version of the logo with blue and green!

http://nicetags.com/img/consumating.gif

I almost got sued by my wife's boss over that!

At least they didn't find the feedback zombie image.

*sighs*

Heheh I won that stupid Altoid's contest with stolen lyrics.

I wish GTI was prsented by Red Dead Redemption, Snickers and NOS Energy Drink

hahahah i totally remember the chocolate altoids ads all over, it was weird.

Also I found it hilarious everyone got all butt hurt over the sponsored questions, like how ELSE was the site going to stay afloat? BUT WE'RE ALL AGAINST THE MAN, MAN!

That said I'm not really offended by advertising anyways

@benbrown I loved that logo. Why did it almost cause a lawsuit?

THANK YOU FOR CALLING THAT WINDBAG RUSTIN A MORON.

It makes me laugh at how defensive they are, without really examining the evidence. But yeah, Rustin bringing up lawsuits just put me over the top. Hilarious.

@gram - I can't really go into details, but before the site launched, friends of mine helped me out with the logo, and then after the site was sold, they claimed that I owed them money.

jesus christ people are ridiculous.

also, yeah like the people being the biggest assholes seem lik ethey would like Social Notworking or whatever its called now just fine.

I just find the duality of their statement "We just respect what you had done, because it was so brilliant, SO FUCK OFF, YOU BIG WHINER!" to be bizarre.

What's most hilarious is that it is now 17 MONTHS since the dude first emailed me and showed me Nicetags, and it looks pretty much the same as it did then.

And I look at the code, and it makes me barf in my mouth at how crappy it is. Instead of using modern CSS and HTML markup, they used the same crappy circa-2005 code that I originally wrote... For example, back then, making a rounded corner required like 5 recursive bold tags - now it is 1 css rule. But instead of using the new, more proper way, they just cut and pasted the old code.

AND WHAT THE HELL BEN, YOU ONLY HAVE OPTIONS FOR MALE AND FEMALE... WHAT IF I WANT TO PUT MY GENDER AS MANBOYLADY OR DONGSMASHER?

OH I remember now why I stopped running sites!

Yeah, it makes me glad that all I have is my shitty little blog that no one cares about. :D

I am also really surprised at how butt hurt some people are about Consumating going away. Like I personally wronged them by selling the site and allowing it to be shut down. Hell, I tried to buy the site back from CNET so I could keep it running on my own dime.

bhahahahahahahahhahaha dongsmasher.
*falls over*

I'm sure the Nicetags lurkers LOVED THAT and somehow took it not as a joke but as a personal offense.


HI LURKERS!

Well, to be fair, I can see how someone would want to set their gender as dongsmasher...but I don't see how Ben can be blamed for that.

Man, overheard is the best feature I ever designed.

@jaydef - i know right. i like how NOT having the option is "offensive" but apparently calling yourself a girlfag or guydyke WOULDN'T offend anyone?

@ben brown - TOTALLY IS.

I lurk because I care..

;)

Daddy just hit mommy at the dinner table.

Oh well clearly I'm lurking nicetags. Its too interestingly stupid right now not to watch. Plus there are some good people there

I'm mean! Yay! It's like a dream come true!

I think my comments in this thread got me thumbed down on Nice Tags. :D

It was me Jay. I changed mine from a thumb to the shocker.

@evilrob - So, you've given me the shocker? I don't even HAVE the pink.

@Jay Initially, that posed a problem. But I found I could nestle your colon tween the middle and pinky. Talk about a shocker.

@evilrob - I wondered what that uncomfortable feeling was. Thanks for letting me know.

The reasons I'm on NiceTags:
1. I hate a lot of the people here on GTI... no fault of ben's.
2. I always liked the UI for Consumating... not the graphics or styling, just the way the system works. It was unique and well-developed. GTI is more like Tumblr meets... fucking Digg or something.

Now, I totally understand your concerns ben, particularly about the stolen intellectual property. I think for NiceTags to work it needs to have a real programmer and a real web designer behind the wheel, which I'm not sure it has, which is why my first post there was to say that I had no hopes for the site.

HOWEVER, the fact remains that you, Ben, had a hand in creating that monster, because you developed an amazing and one-of-a-kind platform that people enjoyed, and then it got sold to CNET, who buried it almost immediately. I can't blame you for selling it off, and I can't blame anyone for wanting to revive it. It created a lot of great relationships and memories, and it was hard for everyone when that got ripped away.

So here's what I think needs to happen for this wrong to be right:

1. NiceTags needs to overhaul the entire system, starting with the stolen graphics and many blatant Consumating references, and working it's way toward customizing the site so that it's not just a palette swapped Consumating. I think it could be easily done with a volunteer designer [don't look at me, I don't have that kind of time], but it has to be done before NT ever comes out of beta.
2. Ciccio, Paranoid Android, and anyone else running NT need to present a working prototype of the site to you, so you can agree that it doesn't infringe on any IP of yours.

Side note: GTI has gone dark on the developer side. I'm not saying you or anyone should have to keep working on it, but from Day 1 it's only been a holdover for all us lost and confused Consumators who didn't quite like how SNW works. If any new folks are going to come along, it's going to have to be more than a parallel-universe Tumblr.

I can't stress enough that you did a really really good job on Consumating, despite whatever flaws you may have seen in it. This is like a kid wanting to grow up to be just like dad, and instead of finding their own path, they mimiced your actions, and that wasn't the right thing to do.

Besides Ben, now you can take a few screenshots to put in your portfolio... if anyone asks you can just tell them "I'm so awesome, other people want to copy me."

Personally, I could give a shit if NiceTags lives or dies... I know where to find all the people I like, but I do prefer the way Consumating used to operate.

Thanks for the kind words.

They don't need to pass their work by me for approval, they just need to stop using shit they shouldn't use!

Also, I feel no need to defend GTI - it is what it is. It was intended as a place for Consumating people to land after the site got shut down. I am not interested in growing the site or adding new features because it pretty much does what it needs to do.

Also, those of us who use it every day...(I may not post every day, but I check in 7 days a week to GTI)...like it for what it is. The ones who don't move to something else.

@Ben - That's reasonable, and I agree

But when can I stop preparing for the great change-over? I lost count of how many bags I've packed over the last XX months.

NEVER! The great change-over is happening and always will be happening RIGHT NOW.

Okay, but maybe you could do something about the colors. It looks like a hipster's wardrobe up in that bitch.

Or a pixie stick factory.

Or a Daft Punk laser light show.

Well, I am a hipster sugar freak who lives with someone who runs laser light shows for a living, so...

Also, Daft Punk laser light show sounds pretty awesome to me!

Oh sweet, can I get tickets then?

Not a chance.

Hahaha! I love the new link to the new site. :D

I lol'd twice.

I am happy with GTI and no NiceTags. That is all.

Where did Rustin mention lawsuits? I'd lol.

Also I'm now -3 on that site, which made me hearty lol.

ok, newsite banner made me lol ngl.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IS THIS.

AND IT'S SLOPPY. If you use the "find a friend" feature, the result says "Consumating found 0 people with names like _____."

a) CONSUMATING?! Uh, ok.

b) It says this even if it does find someone.

But as far as the gender thing is concerned... seriously, you guys are hating on Giugiu? Uh...

@salomea - as far as i'm concerned, i wont speak for other people, it was a good sentiment that came across very poorly.

@Salomea Nah, I'm just tickled pink by dongsmasher.

We aren't hatin' so relax those panties.

@Bmanda Oh honey. You try too hard.

"Relax those panties" doesn't really sound like she's trying... :/

Well, I don't even really know who she is, and she wasn't part of that convo that I could see (so I wasn't even speaking to her), so it seemed like a weird self-interjection to be all "snarky" or whatever. And "relax those panties" was kind of a really lame and linguistically weird playoff of the actual phrase.

Oh shut up.

This thread is 100% dongsmasher drama. There is nothing anyone can say that won't get misconstrued and someone upset.

DONGSMASHER.

Dongsmasher is old meme in 3...2...

NEVAR

And I'm the one trying to hard... Right.

yes. there is no old meme on dongsmasher. cannot be.

@Bmanda I dunno, I was responding to a poster I know and enjoy who asked me a question. You're the one butting in being bitchy to someone who had to look up your profile to even figure out who you were. So yeah.

Oh God shut up.

lol

Oh wait, it seems to not be loading? ARE THERE PROBLEMS IN THE NON-CESSPOOL?

oh its working. nevermind.

oh its working. nevermind.

What should go here?
icon posted on Friday, Aug 27th by benbrown
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