A slightly off-putting aspect of all this is that there exist Pull-Ups that fit adults OVER JEANS.

I bet no one even noticed there in Oklahoma.

How does one dance at a redneck wedding? Is a pair of pull-ups de-rigeur at one?

The bride never dances at a redneck wedding...she's usually pregnant.

i am picturing that jibjab hoedown dance right now.

@Two-Headed Boy: EXACTLY!! Except while wearing Pull-Ups.