The sound you just heard is my heart exploding.

Squuuuuuueeeeeeeeee!

I get to see you guys today! Hurray!

Yay! And cheese!

I bought what will probably be the most appropriately gross thing for tonight. Excited!

Is it . . . . gummy moose?

GROSSER.

I don't want to think about what might be grosser than that.

Stinky cheeses wrapped in maple leaves?

Hey?! What's that little flipper sticking out of your pocket?

We already made the joke about eating baby turtles:
One for the ocean, one for me, one for the ocean, one for me . . .

they're clearly all dead.

saving them from what? they seem perfectly happy there.

snipers.

Extinction.

He's gonna be soooo mad when he sees I posted this!

I made something cheesy, and I will bring it tonight.

I refuse to believe that -j can feel anger