if anyone gets this, i will be so pleased.

obviously i am a TRUTHER. ok so i don't smoke crack regularly, and i don't sell weapons... but apparently i should.

baaaaa. baaah bah.

you don't freaking respond to text messages.

Truther? Nah, I lump them in with Lyndon Larouche supporters and $cientologists.

@des: please don't send me texts, i totally can't afford them. i'd love a phone call though!... bitch.

@mike: i've never seen scientology spelled with a dollar sign; this is possibly today's best discovery. did you think of it your very own self??

@SB: Sadly no, I can't take credit for the $cientology label. I forgot where I first saw it.