'Cause lately, the youngins have been asking me out.

It's so strange.

Dude, I'm 31.

I am 36.

I've spend the past week with a 26-year old.

Next week, I'll be out with a 25- year old and a 27-year old.

I don't get it. Are these guys asking me out for...pointers? What's up?

...also..

I can't seem to be too coherent this evening. "I've spend"? OMG.

And Demi More? Wow. I need to lay off the drugs. Seriously.

There's this 18-yo girl that keeps asking me out. I keep telling her that I can't because I have to catch up with Heroes.

Yeah, but you're kind of babyfaced, Carlo. :P

I totally am.

Damn my morals.

I like the older women. I am 27. I have been involved with two 38 year-olds.

HEROS IS AWESOME! YOU NEED TO CATCH UP!

Heh, how you doin'?

hi Belle. I wouldn't sweat it. I went through a phase before the boy when everyone I met was 23. It keeps you young.

Keeps you young? Are Cougars closet succubi?!?!

Maybe they just want to have sex with you.

It's the part they don't tell you about: I have to keep feeding younger men to my portrait in the closet.

ha!

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