Deoderant is just...just not right in this area because then it ends up just feeling sticky or slimy.

I tried some powder this morning but it's just not lasting, dammit.

Would that cause them to not sweat?

i um. i um.

haha. boobs.

dastardly chest fat

titty tampax.

Boob sweat is the worst. I think I would get a reduction, just to avoid that.

wait...that happens? really?

wow!

i need to start hangin' out with girls with bigger snoobs

Ugh. Totally. Hate it.