It almost made me feel better about dropping 70 dollars a new fork to replace the one I ruined in my bike accident today.

NAMEDROP THAT SHIT, BB

that's amazing. NICK WHY DO YOU HATE THE FACT THAT OUR TEAMS ARE GONNA PLAY EACH OTHER

IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY ISN'T IT DEAR

YEAH SO I THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE, FINE BYE FOREVER

BYE FOREVER?! =C

Whaaaa how did this happen? Or he is in Chicago now?

hahahaha, well not rly but i'm sad you're not more excited. WHAT IF I WENT AND SAW THE MATCH EH EH?

@kirsty! I just meant it's not a competitive match! I AM EXCITED, DAMN IT!

@erica He lives in Bucktown, which is about a mile away.

chris told me about it and said 'tell nick to come' UM WHEN IS THE MAN-WEDDING

WAHAHAH MAN-WEDDING?

WE CALL IT GAYSUMATION THANK YOU

and actually maybe, it depends on whether or not my city contract allows me to leave for a vacay this summer.

CELISSE, MY BOYFRIEND AND NICKY HERE BASICALLY DISCUSS FOOTBALL THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF ME, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. EVERY TIME ARSENAL PLAY NOW CHRIS TELLS ME THE SCORE AND SAYS 'OH SAY TO NICK I THOUGHT CESC DID A GOOD PASS' AND SHIT. NAUSEATING. BUT IT LOVE IT SECRETLY. I'M TAKING THIS ALL-CAPS THING V. SERIOUSLY.

and omg please do, it'd be hilar. I GUESS WE'D HAVE TO SIT ON DIFFERENT SIDES THOUGH

also sorry for derailing this thread, oops

OOH OOOOH ask chris what he thought of cesc's backheel to walcott's chip? that was sumptuous.

and yeah I thought andrew bird was supposed to be kind of mean or something but he was really cool

did you acknowledge to him that he was andrew bird (lol, 'HELLO ANDREW BIRD CAN I HELP YOU?') or did you play it all cool?

all he said was 'that was fantastic', he is a man of few words

I was cooler than a cucumber. I may have given him a knowing nod.

OH MY GOD NICK CAN I TOUCH YOU??? PLEASE?????????????

waAAAAT

i would totally wolf-whistle at a bird