Can I kiss your boo-boo?

Go for it. It's all red and blotchy, too.

The best part is that it's given me an excuse to repeatedly moon Brian.

Dude, wasp stingers feel like splinters. I don't think I'd ever been stung by a wasp before today. Then this motherfucker has to sting me in the ass.

I feel sodomized.

Hooray for Oklahoma.

I don't get it. How is that awesome again?

If you put ammonia on it, it won't hurt.

I'm pretty sure of that. There was a short portion of my life that included me being stung SEVERAL times in a few days.

@Val: Why didn't I check in here sooner? Damn me. Oh well. I toughed it out. Now I can use your good advice next time one stings me (I'm thinking next time they'll get me in the tit).

@Stibbons: It's awesome because WHO GETS STUNG IN THE ASS?!? I am amazing!!

@Corey Hart: No, no, I'M the lucky one. He bought me free drinks and shit.

@Jas: I know. In Ohio or PA, there wouldn't even be any wasps out in March. It would be snowy and wasp-less.

@Tive: You might want to confirm that with someone else, but I'm ALMOST POSITIVE that ammonia will take the sting out.

I still think awesome shouldn't be painful.