A convo with the wonderful -j

10:01 PM wait, your arm is bleeding? "again"? :(

10:02 PM me: nothing big. minor fence mishap.

-j: ah
glad it's minor...although you had a chance to totally oversell that

me: oh, i mean i was picking figs and this deer came out of nowhere!

-j: hahaha
and then he pulled a knife on you!

me: fucker was tough!

10:04 PM -j: he saw your flickr picture...he heard you eat shika, whole!

me: haha
he was takin care of his homies

-j: got to watch out for those gang deer

10:05 PM me: shika 4 lyfe

-j: BAHAHAHAHAHA
always pouring out a 40 for Bambi's mother.

10:07 PM me: and various other 'doe's'

-j: hee hee
bros before doe's
-j: hahaha

10:08 PM me: i think i may get a bros before doe's tattoo

-j: YES
best idea ever

10:09 PM also, will help you blend in with the gang deer

me: old english across my neck?

10:10 PM -j: "bros" and "does" = each 4 letters. perfect for knuckles. Just sayin'.

10:11 PM me: math is also 4 letters and i got shot for that one.
(in my dream anyways)

10:12 PM -j: ahahaha, oh god
'kay, I pretty much have to hear THIS one

me: i didn't tell you!?!
i had a dream wherein i got capped because i had math 4 life tattooed on my knuckles!

10:13 PM -j: BAHAHAHAHA
by a rival gang of liberal arts majors, or something?

me: that was about three weeks before i had a dream that the Easter Bunny dumped me.

-j: Nerd to your mutha!

10:15 PM me: hahahahahahahaha

-j: the EASTER BUNNY dumped you? geez

10:16 PM me: i know

-j: seems awfully full of himself for a guy who carries a little basket around

::fast forward::

10:21 PM me: the deer are coming up to eat the figs and the dogs are going totally crazy chasing them

-j: watch out, dogs! they're armed!

10:22 PM me: they'll shiv you!

-j: ANTLER'D!

miss him.

easter bunny issues, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb0po2jzfg

Man, I shoulda dumped *his* ass.

I would just like to point out NERD TO YOUR MUTHA.

10:10 PM -j: "bros" and "does" = each 4 letters. perfect for knuckles. Just sayin'.

if that isn't your next tattoo, well, the terrorists have won.

Knuckle tattoos scare me. Even when they say Does.

That's too awesome! haha!

Idea - stolen from Bustie.

Genius - all Josh. Every convo with him is like this!

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posted on Saturday, Aug 23rd by kmon
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