A convo with the wonderful -j
10:01 PM wait, your arm is bleeding? "again"? :(
10:02 PM me: nothing big. minor fence mishap.
-j: ah
glad it's minor...although you had a chance to totally oversell that
me: oh, i mean i was picking figs and this deer came out of nowhere!
-j: hahaha
and then he pulled a knife on you!
me: fucker was tough!
10:04 PM -j: he saw your flickr picture...he heard you eat shika, whole!
me: haha
he was takin care of his homies
-j: got to watch out for those gang deer
10:05 PM me: shika 4 lyfe
-j: BAHAHAHAHAHA
always pouring out a 40 for Bambi's mother.
10:07 PM me: and various other 'doe's'
-j: hee hee
bros before doe's
-j: hahaha
10:08 PM me: i think i may get a bros before doe's tattoo
-j: YES
best idea ever
10:09 PM also, will help you blend in with the gang deer
me: old english across my neck?
10:10 PM -j: "bros" and "does" = each 4 letters. perfect for knuckles. Just sayin'.
10:11 PM me: math is also 4 letters and i got shot for that one.
(in my dream anyways)
10:12 PM -j: ahahaha, oh god
'kay, I pretty much have to hear THIS one
me: i didn't tell you!?!
i had a dream wherein i got capped because i had math 4 life tattooed on my knuckles!
10:13 PM -j: BAHAHAHAHA
by a rival gang of liberal arts majors, or something?
me: that was about three weeks before i had a dream that the Easter Bunny dumped me.
-j: Nerd to your mutha!
10:15 PM me: hahahahahahahaha
-j: the EASTER BUNNY dumped you? geez
10:16 PM me: i know
-j: seems awfully full of himself for a guy who carries a little basket around
::fast forward::
10:21 PM me: the deer are coming up to eat the figs and the dogs are going totally crazy chasing them
-j: watch out, dogs! they're armed!
10:22 PM me: they'll shiv you!
-j: ANTLER'D!
miss him.
easter bunny issues, eh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb0po2jzfg
Man, I shoulda dumped *his* ass.
I would just like to point out NERD TO YOUR MUTHA.
10:10 PM -j: "bros" and "does" = each 4 letters. perfect for knuckles. Just sayin'.
if that isn't your next tattoo, well, the terrorists have won.
Knuckle tattoos scare me. Even when they say Does.
That's too awesome! haha!
Idea - stolen from Bustie.
Genius - all Josh. Every convo with him is like this!