That's frightening.

I mean, that thing has to be, what, twenty-five feet high? THIS is what 2011 will be like.

I blame Obama.

I only approve is this an AMERICAN BEARANTULA.

Also, I thought it was supposed to be underwater?

That would be a Bearprawn. Which doesn't exactly roll of the tongue.

It's obviously and AMERICAN BEARANTULA because that's a 7/11 in what appears to be Bakersfield.

Personality traits: patient, honest, genocidal.
Lucky numbers: eight plus one.
Compatibility: homosexual prawns; your mom.

AMERICAN BEAR approves of Bakersfield being destroyed by some weird half-breed.