I think it goes without saying that I will not be bringing a present to this wedding. Fuck me, man.

where do you live? I can't read the map, but it looks very familiar.

that's what, like a 2 1/2 hour drive? This is a big deal?

Quit being a prissy girl

try four hours and 15 minutes.

also, try reading that in the little red-outlined box on the map! lol

i live in atlanta(ish).

and i got lost. so we can tack on at least another 30 extra miles.