I need to get cool Jemaine glasses rather than the barely-there, frameless ones I have now. But my nose is too large for glasses-ish glasses.

I LOVE THIS MAN.

FIGHT ME FOR HIM HOMIE

I WILL CUT A BITCH FOR HIM!

Ps, mikkoman, roman noses are cute with real glasses.

leanne bb ilu but i will TAKE YOU OUT

I'm awkward.

Not when combined with dead, sunken eyes like mine. The distance from my eyeballs to the bridge of my nose is like half a foot.

is 2 out of 3 acceptable?

I used to have sweet glasses and dark greasy hair, and I am pretty much constantly awkwardly funny.

But I suck as a human being.

I lack sweet glasses, and this dude's accent.

the other two, are debatable, but I like to think so.

I have glasses and I have sideburns, but I don't know about the third part.

And I have dark hair, but they're not greasy or anything.

People tell me I look like him a lot. Or more specifically, they say "You look like that guy from Flight of the Conchords. You know, not the hot one."

I ran into him once when I was getting tacos at my favorite taco truck and had the following exchange:

Me: Nice glasses.
Jemaine: You too.

this is a pretty sure way to drive away men, just sayin'.

we're sensitive.

I vow to mold myself into a man you could love, Leanne! First step---smash my existing glasses into bits!