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So, it's offical. If McCain wins, I'm marrying -j.
You're so right lady oracle. He is only deserving of the VERY best.
I'm pretty sure -j- would fetch good money in the GTI Canuck auction we talked about yesterday.
That said, I'm still saving my money for Slovaks
@L NMO: god, I hope not. My Canadian passport left me, remember?
@kmon: pyoo pyoo!
@ ABoyNamedArt - yes, without a doubt.
@ -j - I promise to stay with you longer than your passport did.
That's really all I can ask.
The question is, which will expire first?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
So now you all need a cute celebrity couple name.
I say you should be -jmon.
Man, I have only a few weeks to pick out a glitter tuxedo.
@Art: that better not be your toast.
are you shooting -j with laser cats?
Fuck. Where's my Canadian? I can't be a prof of funny foreign religions if SHE becomes prez, they'll hang me. Can I marry -j too? Group marriage? I cook and clean.
@OMM: I could always put puresweethell on the auction block. I'll just tell her later.
Right, if McCain dies and Palin becomes prez, I'm gettin' me some laser cats and seceding from the union.
Pew, pew, pew, motherfuckers!!!
*stands there mouth wide open fingers pointing to himself*
heeellooooooooooo
@TWIGBy: Dude, I called dibs on you forever ago.*
*i.e. Yesterday.
Damn. I totally lost my Canadian. But picked up a real estate agent.
puresweethell is a Canuck?
Hell, I'll rub twigby's feet to get out of Jesusstan.
And to think, I could've apply for citizenship since my maternal grandfather was a Canadian. Didn't know that until TOO LATE OMG STUCK IN JESUSVILLE.
@OMM: yes, she's my better-than-best friend. She lives in Vancouver, as I do.
Also: She's hot.
She's very smart as well. With some nice boots.
I remember her!
@ Bustie - -jmon is just too much. But, I'm right there with you in seceding with lazer cats.
@ Mace - I'm catching him with Canadian lasso's. You should ask him about that.
@ TWIGBY - Hiiii! Also, how do you feel about glitter?
Dang, if puresweethell is on the market, -j, we may have to call the whole thing off.
@kmon: well, THIS pseudo-marriage is off to a flying start.
GROUP MARRIAGE!
so what do I get outta this deal?
Boots?
wow, you sure go straight for the heart.
You get multiple pseudo-husbands AND a pseudo-wife AND you need sweetener? Geez. Supply and demand, I guess.
So many Americans needing to escape, so few Canadians.
Me, I guess I'll just cross the border into Mexico. I doubt anyone will notice.
@M.K. VB: you can't just pull the rug out from under TWIGBy like that. Hussy.
@-j.: I don't think TWIGBy is interested in Canadian Gay-Marrying me. Even though we have so much in common.
@M.K. VB: perhaps you should buy him boots. Apparently that's the big thing now.
@-j.: You think he'd like that? I wonder what his size is?
I'm pretty sure the boots would have to have some kind of attack bonus. +2 Boots of Rockin' or something.
Hey, I've just known some women with a various serious interest in boots.
+3 Boots of AWESUM they would be.
So, it's offical. If McCain wins, I'm marrying -j.
You're so right lady oracle. He is only deserving of the VERY best.
I'm pretty sure -j- would fetch good money in the GTI Canuck auction we talked about yesterday.
That said, I'm still saving my money for Slovaks
@L NMO: god, I hope not. My Canadian passport left me, remember?
@kmon: pyoo pyoo!
@ ABoyNamedArt - yes, without a doubt.
@ -j - I promise to stay with you longer than your passport did.
That's really all I can ask.
The question is, which will expire first?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
So now you all need a cute celebrity couple name.
I say you should be -jmon.
Man, I have only a few weeks to pick out a glitter tuxedo.
@Art: that better not be your toast.
are you shooting -j with laser cats?
Fuck. Where's my Canadian? I can't be a prof of funny foreign religions if SHE becomes prez, they'll hang me. Can I marry -j too? Group marriage? I cook and clean.
@OMM: I could always put puresweethell on the auction block. I'll just tell her later.
Right, if McCain dies and Palin becomes prez, I'm gettin' me some laser cats and seceding from the union.
Pew, pew, pew, motherfuckers!!!
*stands there mouth wide open fingers pointing to himself*
heeellooooooooooo
@TWIGBy: Dude, I called dibs on you forever ago.*
*i.e. Yesterday.
Damn. I totally lost my Canadian. But picked up a real estate agent.
puresweethell is a Canuck?
Hell, I'll rub twigby's feet to get out of Jesusstan.
And to think, I could've apply for citizenship since my maternal grandfather was a Canadian. Didn't know that until TOO LATE OMG STUCK IN JESUSVILLE.
@OMM: yes, she's my better-than-best friend. She lives in Vancouver, as I do.
Also: She's hot.
She's very smart as well. With some nice boots.
I remember her!
@ Bustie - -jmon is just too much. But, I'm right there with you in seceding with lazer cats.
@ Mace - I'm catching him with Canadian lasso's. You should ask him about that.
@ TWIGBY - Hiiii! Also, how do you feel about glitter?
Dang, if puresweethell is on the market, -j, we may have to call the whole thing off.
@kmon: well, THIS pseudo-marriage is off to a flying start.
GROUP MARRIAGE!
so what do I get outta this deal?
Boots?
wow, you sure go straight for the heart.
You get multiple pseudo-husbands AND a pseudo-wife AND you need sweetener? Geez. Supply and demand, I guess.
So many Americans needing to escape, so few Canadians.
Me, I guess I'll just cross the border into Mexico. I doubt anyone will notice.
@M.K. VB: you can't just pull the rug out from under TWIGBy like that. Hussy.
@-j.: I don't think TWIGBy is interested in Canadian Gay-Marrying me. Even though we have so much in common.
@M.K. VB: perhaps you should buy him boots. Apparently that's the big thing now.
@-j.: You think he'd like that? I wonder what his size is?
I'm pretty sure the boots would have to have some kind of attack bonus. +2 Boots of Rockin' or something.
Hey, I've just known some women with a various serious interest in boots.
+3 Boots of AWESUM they would be.