emily:

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About emily:

I'm basically just a pre-school teacher who gets drunk sometimes and likes really good music.

Age: 29

Sex: lady

Location: Austin

Team emily:

emily posted (195 days ago)

We won the costume contest!

emily posted (261 days ago)

I'm so ready to not be hot ALL THE TIME.

emily posted (295 days ago)

Help me find a bird cage that is fashionable AND functional.

emily posted (342 days ago)

Here I will document the amazing things small children are saying AS THEY SAY THEM.

emily posted (342 days ago)

Why can't real life bowling be more like Grease 2???

emily posted (490 days ago)

When you're a grownup, you can celebrate whatever you want.

emily posted (500 days ago)

Incredibly specific movie genres on Netflix:

emily posted (504 days ago)

What random gifts did YOU get for Christmas this year?

emily posted (540 days ago)

I had to lead the Thanksgiving Sing-Along at school today. Pre-schoolers like to thank God for some kind of amazing things...

emily posted (554 days ago)

A 3-year-old at my school has started randomly ending sentences with, "BACON!" I suspect he sort of belongs around these parts.

emily posted (569 days ago)

So my dad posted on my Facebook wall, and all it says is, "Ho!" I don't know how to tell him that I have no idea what the hell he's talking about, but it sounds really inappropriate. HELP.

emily posted (600 days ago)

I have a theory that right now in my life, I only have really good days when I wear super cute outfits.

emily posted (623 days ago)

Yo team internet... help find me a good wallpaper for my work computer (please)!

emily posted (645 days ago)

PUFFY CHEETOS: discuss.

emily posted (650 days ago)

Names that make you think of hipsters:

emily posted (652 days ago)

My mom didn't get why I thought this was funny

emily posted (654 days ago)

I bought jeans at COSTCO on a whim this week, and they're actually sort of amazing. I am having so many mixed emotions about this right now.

emily posted (663 days ago)

I totally bought this for myself last weekend

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