I could never be with someone who left comments like this on my Facebook:
Work Party going to be off the hook....... Not bringing any dates got the hotties already there and don't need any ..... Me, Emilee, and Sue takeing a Limo there and got the dresses from the bestes and dance the night away and have a awsom time....... The only thing that sucks is gatta work the next day but what ever... It will be worth every min of the night......Woodeee Woodee Hoooooooo......................................................PEACE
Dear GTI, I'm thinking about spending more time on you while at work. Thoughts?
Robots will take over the world...
"THEY may be made of plastic but these robots are rapidly closing the gap between man and machine..."
Long life of Indonesia's penis growing grandma ends: reports
For real?
Dad Uses Toddler As Shield Against Cop's Taser
LAPORTE, Ind. (Post-Tribune) ― With a Taser pointed at him, a LaPorte man barricaded inside his home grabbed his 2-year-old daughter early Tuesday and used her as a shield.
$2 Pocket Shots
It's like sports gel for alcoholics: a generous pour of gin, rum, vodka, whiskey, or tequila in a rip-top, palm-sized plastic pouch that's simple to tote and conceal.
Sandusky County sheriff's cruiser hits cow
Sheriff's cruiser hits cow while responding to a complaint of... cows on the road.
One More Reason for Hollywood to Support Obama (Video)
Stephen Baldwin, a born-again Christian and brother of Alec, whose most recent "role" was an apprearance on Donald Trump's Celebrity Apprentice, told Fox News' Laura Ingraham that he will leave the country if Barack Obama becomes the next president...
Only click here if you want to see something digusting. And kind of funny. But seriously gross.
I'm not kidding. It's not pretty. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Gallup Daily: Obama, McCain Tied at 45%
This is the first time since Gallup's May 31-June 4 rolling average that Obama does not have at least a slim advantage over McCain.
Kanye West is an idiot.
The Grammy winner walked onto the festival stage nearly two hours past his scheduled 2:45 a.m. performance time Sunday morning and was greated by bleary-eyed fans' chorus of boos and chants of "Kanye sucks."...Now Kanye West has reacted to the controversy with an angry blog posting.
